Luigi: I Have Anxiety

Luigi: I have anxiety

Mario: I also have anxiety

...

The Mushroom Kingdom: you're the heroes of prophecy!

Bowser: I want those twinks obliterated

Princess Peach: your our only hope!

The environment: *hostile AF*

...

Mario: I'm gonna suppress the fuck out of my anxiety and new found trauma to protect the kingdom and get the girl.

Luigi: I have more anxiety. AND am completely traumatized but hey! *Nervous laughter* at least I didn't fall in love with the enemy! that would have been suuuper awkward am I right?

Bowser: *on a date with Luigi*

Absolutely Greenie, wanna cuddle later?

Luigi: FUCK YEAH I DO!

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More baby Mel but with parents QUQ

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2 years ago

pleasplease soft Ibuki headcanons I am starving,,, maybe some Free as well...

Not sure if you meant general or relationship so I just wrote what came to mind

Ibuki:

He doesn'te even realize it but when youre walking together he starts holding your hand. He only notices when he wants to point or do something with his hand that he's tightly holding yours

Imagine it being late at night and just sitting in the dark talking to Ibuki... his eyes look so sweet and endearing with his golden mane shining through the moonlight...

He lowkey wants to do matching clothes but nothing super flashy and obvious. Like wear the same color jacket or wear the same color shirt, etc.

He has a minigarden that he manages. Some how he can always get plants to grow and he reaps great yields

Lowkey gets scared of scary movies. If he goes somewhere thats dark, he'll get a bit wary and cautious and he'll spend a lot of time thinking about the movie

He really enjoys just sitting in the sun and feeling the warmth on him. Very typical lion behavior. He looks really stunning in the sun

He wants to be a dad so bad. Whenever he gets caught up in a daydream, it's probably related to that

If youre in a relationship together and youre talking to him, he looks so content listening to whatever youre saying. And he doesnt tune out either he listens to everything

If youre shorter than him he'll bend down to talk to you

Very, VERY soft fur. Just naturally. Kisses feel so nice with him

1 year ago

Thank you very much!

I’ll be over to discuss adoption and maybe have a meet and greet with the other boys soon!

Have you rehomed that Tauros pair from a while back?

I’ve been looking to expand my herd from a pair of brothers my grandpa bought at the fair one year but didn’t actually have room for in his backyard.

We were able to find a suitable home for one of them on a ranch in Paldea, but Duque is still here with us if you're interested! I actually recently posted a picture of us, if you want to check out how he's doing.

If you'd like to adopt him, feel free to drop by the ranch sometime soon and we can discuss it!

2 years ago
Some Bowuigi To Celebrate The Official Start Of The Holiday Season. Happy December Everyone

Some bowuigi to celebrate the official start of the holiday season. Happy December everyone

1 year ago

Heya! How is your mudscale doin'? Heard that he was getting in a bit of trouble and feeling alone lately!

(- @pokemonranch)

He’s doing well!

I’ve been spending the last few days giving him some TLC and making sure that he knows I love him. Stoutland’s been cuddling up with him at night too, since I asked him to help spend more time around the big lug.

He still likes collecting my neighbor’s free roaming Pokémon, but I need to have a talk with them about that… the Pokémon seem fine with Mudsdale grooming them and being protective, but they already have homes and some of the neighbors have gotten mad that I haven’t immediately brought them back, so I’m still on the hunt for a few permanent herd mates for him.


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2 years ago

Easy contender for “world’s most divorced man” award.

👴👴👴

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2 years ago

Been playing a lot of hades recently, and I’ve fallen in love with the fucked up little guys you can fish up.

I’m trash at fishing, but I’d die for any of these little babies.

2 years ago

Started watching Deathnote because I was bored as fuck, and it’s absolutely the show I’ve seen in my whole life.

Love watching a crowd of autistic fuckers stand in a circle while the body count rises into the thousands, if not millions.

Also, I’ve learned the meaning to of “Kin” by virtue of screaming at L in the same tone I yell at myself when I say or do stupid shit. I ain’t proud, but I sure am experiencing.


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