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Ya ever do that fun thing where you put your favorite daddy into a suit with a titty V-Neck in your head with a silly bowler hat and a bow tie?

Unrelated note, who’s ready for part 2 of the Shishigumi in hideous suits series by the end of the night?

I'm opening Trick-or-Treat Inbox just for tonight! Send a Trick-or-Treat and I'll give you random stuff.

i ran out of funnies now i just draw aphrodite and hermes over and over again

I found a partner Banjo sleeping behind the shack at my community pool when I was in a rough depression. The little Lillipup was super sweet, but nervous as all hell, so I didn’t bring him home, since I knew my mom wouldn’t want another Pokémon, especially one she didn’t pick.

About a year after that, I moved out to live with my dad, and I finally got to bring Banjo with me as a real part of my life. He was entirely untrained, but he figured out how to vibe as a house pet pretty quickly.

Now, another year later, and Banjo’s a big happy stoutland who’s currently asleep at the end of my bed. Once I turn my light out to sleep though, he’ll crawl up and lie right next to me like he does every night.

Hi can we share stories abt how we first met some of our pokemon?

if you have a pokémon reply ^^^^

rule #1 of the world is that love is stored in the kitty cat

Do you think if Dedede wished his 36475 Waddle Dee children good night and turns the lights off, would it be like this;

intro to the life series presentation i made to market this thing like propoganda to all my friends, enjoy

[rest below the cut bc this is long lmao]

this was a lot of work but it was also fun. if it inspires 1 person to watch the life series it will have been successful

pleasplease soft Ibuki headcanons I am starving,,, maybe some Free as well...

Not sure if you meant general or relationship so I just wrote what came to mind

Ibuki:

He doesn'te even realize it but when youre walking together he starts holding your hand. He only notices when he wants to point or do something with his hand that he's tightly holding yours

Imagine it being late at night and just sitting in the dark talking to Ibuki... his eyes look so sweet and endearing with his golden mane shining through the moonlight...

He lowkey wants to do matching clothes but nothing super flashy and obvious. Like wear the same color jacket or wear the same color shirt, etc.

He has a minigarden that he manages. Some how he can always get plants to grow and he reaps great yields

Lowkey gets scared of scary movies. If he goes somewhere thats dark, he'll get a bit wary and cautious and he'll spend a lot of time thinking about the movie

He really enjoys just sitting in the sun and feeling the warmth on him. Very typical lion behavior. He looks really stunning in the sun

He wants to be a dad so bad. Whenever he gets caught up in a daydream, it's probably related to that

If youre in a relationship together and youre talking to him, he looks so content listening to whatever youre saying. And he doesnt tune out either he listens to everything

If youre shorter than him he'll bend down to talk to you

Very, VERY soft fur. Just naturally. Kisses feel so nice with him

Broke Brain: Lynels as a proud warrior race that live by a strong code and are 10,000% in control and competent at all times

Giga Brain: Lynels are chill and really like being around others, but are so bad at social interaction that they have to kill you about it

I hold these thoughts for the Gerudo as well, but less so because Lynels never leave my mind. Anyway, this is as good a time as any to mention that I’m working on BoTW themed stories for absolutely no reason.

Weather Report: with a high of 79 in [USER VILLAGE], it’s a lovely morning to sit outside of your locked place of employment writing Teratophilia fiction that only you and god will ever lay eyes on.