PSA: Golden Flowers And Buttercups Are Not The Same Plant.

my friend just texted me this

the vengeance route is so funny when you think about how most of it is just two edgy twelve year olds beefing with each other

Human flowey/Asriel (again)

Monster frisk & Chara :3

I will testify that even if I strongly dislike, utterly hate, and cannot stand a character, I will never go on someones post talking about liking that character and say so. Basic decency and all that

Me in my head when I'm eating an apple:

"Omg is this a deltarune reference?"

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

When texting, Clover uses proper grammar and punctuation. They also use basic emoticons like :) and ^_^.

When texting Flowey uses an obscene amount of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a lot of caps lock for emphasis because MOST MESSAGING APPS DON'T HAVE ITALICS!!!!!!!!!! He uses kaomojis too ( >◡• )⌒＊ <- his favorite

(OC) Guy who looks like a Deftones song 🤨🗡

i did not forget flowey friday!! (angstier than normal be warned)

at some point flowey tries to convince papyrus to kill people. he blatantly refuses. flowey gets papyrus to attack something, then moves a monster in front of him. the attack does no damage. he tries tricking papyrus into thinking it’s justified. he still won’t do it. he tells him it’s the only way to accomplish his dream. nothing. even if flowey forces him through every step, papyrus still can’t kill anyone. in terms of impossibility, it’s right up there with getting asgore to show him the souls.

eventually he breaks down. screams at papyrus. “it’s kill or be killed! why won’t you just KILL?” papyrus won’t affirm his worldview. and it makes him feel sick. if it’s an undeniable truth, and he KNOWS it is, why doesn’t papyrus..?

when he’s shouted his throat raw, he looks up at papyrus. and there’s not exactly pity in his eyes, but some kind of understanding. and then papyrus pulls out a stack of slasher films (where did he get those???) and they watch them until morning because “IF YOU WANT TO SEE VIOLENCE, FLOWERY, THERE’S A PERFECTLY EASY WAY TO SEE IT THAT DOESN’T INVOLVE MURDER!!” flowey reloads a couple times in a row til he stops screaming at the scary parts.

and okay, it’s STILL kill or be killed, but wrapped in blankets, eating popcorn, watching people get torn to shreds by someone that isn’t him for once… maybe there’s enough killing going on right now. later he’ll go back to it, he can’t avoid the truth. but for a little bit he can escape it. just for a little bit.