The Remorseful Player

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You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn’t even say ‘murder is bad’ at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can’t believe you condone murder, I can’t believe you’re pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I’m calling the cops, what the fuck, I’m shaking and crying.

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

Henry!

He a smol bean

deltarune sillies + 1 undertale one

flowey has read every book in the underground, making him the most knowledgeable person about any given subject. this comes with the unfortunate effect of him being the worst backseat driver ever. you'd be trying out knitting for the first time and he goes your form SUCKS, you're supposed to do it this way, not like that, you AMATEUR. or you'd be studying quantum physics in university and he would take a look at your homework and go you IDIOT, the answer is all wrong, you're supposed to answer it like this. he gives good advice but lord is he really annoying about it

oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.

flowey saying “i can’t care about anyone” will never not be funny to me. sir. sir you killed everyone in the world to be with your best friend what the fuck are you on about

bestie

Guys…. What if…….

Mal Du Plushie

Please.