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-le gasp-

MAJOR SU SPOILERS AHEAD

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this person might just be a goddamn genius

Made a smol comic for TomTord lovers;3 <3 Also instagram 7k special! <3  Hope you like!

Dame

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

Good god

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// I went far away from ‘short’

Edd: How come i never knew about it?

Edd: He never greets me.

*click*

Jon: Why can’t you just do that yourself? Edd: I think I’ll get raped before I can even do that.

Jon: What was that..?? Edd: I was so surprised my dialogue came last.

Edd: Do things to eachot-

Mark: We didn’t do whatever you think we were doing.

Jon: Let’s enjoy eachother, Edd!

Edd: Isn’t he always like that? Mark: No. He maybe flirty, but he’s not always this sexually aroused to everyone.

Mark: Not funny.

//the original

Gold

This is perfect !! totallynotameme

Why are they trying to be likeable? Ain’t nobody gonna believe them

Spooky

Jurassic World: Fallen kingdom 

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