Raybans Scam Is Back

why did you leave this in the tags? Gotta be my favorite response XD

Rise of the guardians headcanon.

Jack can fall asleep in any position, and on pretty much anything.

Jack even falls asleep standing up sometimes. Or perched on something, like a bird.

Now someone please go write a story of the guardians finding Jack sleeping in weird places.

Or a rise of the brave tangle dragons fic where they find Jack asleep in strange places.

Reblogging to find it easier 😅

(I no longer get all my greek mythose info from the RRverse)

hi I dreamt up a story again.

It’s about three games. every 10 to 100 years a woman that is probably in some way related to God (JK JK but still she hella powerful) picks a mythology and a curtain number of teens to represent the counsel of that mythology, and has the representatives play these hunger games level versions of playground games (no one dies, well they do, but these games take place in the dream’s of the teens, and whatever skills they acquire in the dream stay with them IRL and they get no rest while in this dream because science) like hide and seek, tag, paintball/dodgeball, even mafia once (but like, the version where it’s cupid, guardian angle, and a tad more PG). one time (the time the story/dream takes place in) is during when the Greek mythology was chosen. 

The dream/story takes place from the POV of the representative of Apollo. if the representatives die it’s them losing the game, and the god/goddess they represent has to spend the equivalent of the total sum of days until either everyone loses or the game is won as mortal (did that make any sense? no? say the representative of Aphrodite died on day 1th in the 20 day  lasting 1st game, the 4th of the 6 day lasting 2nd game, and the entirety of the final game. the goddess herself would have to spend 20 days as a mortal). 

The first game is selected as hide & seek, and everyone has to find a sage trapped throughout this legends of Zelda style map and free them in order to win. each time a sage is released it gives the representative of the equivalent god 1 or 2 powers they can use for the rest of the games, and even outside the games if they were to know how (which no one ever does). or at least, all sages must be freed it doesn’t really matter by who.

and because in this dream I was the representative of Apollo, this kid’s treating this whole thing like a video game, and knows how to survive in the wilderness, which is kinda where the hide & seek game takes place.

Of course I get all my Greek info from Uncle Rick so have fun.

Okay. Another ROTG thought that just attacked me.

Pitch and Sandy are opposites.

Sandy brings dreams, Pitch brings nightmares. Sandy is gold (bright), Pitch is grey/black (dark). Sandy has dark eyes, Pitch has light eyes. Sandy is good, Pitch is bad.

Sandy is narcoleptic, Pitch is a raging insomniac.

At least, that’s what I think.

Besides, in order to spread bad dreams, AND fear, it would be resonable to assume the job takes up all the time you have for sleep.

always what I imagine ghost speak sounding like

this is so dumb but here have a trend

[gently holds] I made this with my own hands. I'm so proud of it!

For the linked universe discord server weekly prompt "Bones! (And Chocolate)"

the fact that Link's clothes are consistently called "hot for the weather" makes me concerned cause the chance of a kid spending most of his time in the hot sun on a boat and not getting some kind of heat sickness is small.

my little sister is playing wind waker and I might just live-blog her considering I have to read what everything is saying for her anyways.

he stood up so fast he dropped his chair lmao

thank you for noticing that detail!

I was struck with inspiration

original under the cut

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers!

oh okay! Here goes:

the legends of zelda

my online/irl friends

food

my dogs

larping

Ossimoro