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I also want to play this game

Fuck it

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

I have a dragon inside of me who is very concerned for the cracking I can hear from my jaw almost constantly while I talk.

That dragons voice is almost completely spoken over by the three gremlins and a duck in a trenchcoat that think my jaw cracking to the beat of whatever song I'm singing is utterly hilarious.

you mean me?

A duck

fun fact: Shitty people in history had the opinion that cats were evil.

Ahahaha what the fuck

This is why it's called a fey site

the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league

I have followers

how did that happen?

Reblog if you're still a ROTG fan

many people  are giving up on rise of the guardians. I just want to see how many of us are left…

saving this for later

“I’m sorry…. I’m just…so….tired, can I rest h-” the human said and then collapsed right after…in the dragon’s lair right in front of the dragon.

Imagine a fantasy world, but all the towns are social medias.

The kingdom could be called "internet".

everyone would speak in a combination of modern, and old slang from whatever time period they like the most. Other than that, it's extremely high fantasy. You basically are your pfp now if you want to be. You could find some cool technology from an unknown future in the same room as a freshly made spear from ancient Mesopotamia.

You could also have a big city called "media" and have most works of fiction live there, and then have characters branch out into other towns. Like all the tumblr sexymen would live in tumblr town.

why did you leave this in the tags? Gotta be my favorite response XD

Rise of the guardians headcanon.

Jack can fall asleep in any position, and on pretty much anything.

Jack even falls asleep standing up sometimes. Or perched on something, like a bird.

Now someone please go write a story of the guardians finding Jack sleeping in weird places.

Or a rise of the brave tangle dragons fic where they find Jack asleep in strange places.

Hey, Zelda fans

I have a question:

In Majora's Mask, when Link uses the song of time, he only goes back to when he first entered Termina, not any time before.

Do you think that's because he can't?

Think about it! Termina is an alternate reality to Hyrule! With parallels including people, and certain locations. So since Link never finds an alternate version of him (at least not one I'm aware of) that means he doesn't exist their at all, making his first steps out of the clock tower his first moments of existence in that place! I know people have canonically gone back to before they were born in other places in media, but Link appears to replace his past subconscious with his present one when he goes back, meaning there's no way he could go far enough back in time to prevent anything, and likely wouldn't be able to time travel out of Termina since it's a parallel dimension, not time.

Just a thought.

What are yours?

the immediate feeling of anxiety I got from posting this is unreal

I had an idea based off of a dream again.

So basically there's this guy, and he lives alone on the streets (he also has a broken arm throughout a bit of the story which is relevant to his backstory). He's getting mugged when this demigirl pops up and helps him out. They keep running into each other, and soon become friends. Then they get to know each other better, and start catching feelings. Of course since I make half my characters neurodiverse, and the other half mentally ill or both, they have no idea that they're beginning to catch feelings, and he feels he's not worth the feelings caught.

Or resident asexual panromantic (them) and pansexual demiromantic (him) walk into an alley and become a punchline with no joke.

I had an idea based off of a dream again.

So basically there's this guy, and he lives alone on the streets (he also has a broken arm throughout a bit of the story which is relevant to his backstory). He's getting mugged when this demigirl pops up and helps him out. They keep running into each other, and soon become friends. Then they get to know each other better, and start catching feelings. Of course since I make half my characters neurodiverse, and the other half mentally ill or both, they have no idea that they're beginning to catch feelings, and he feels he's not worth the feelings caught.

Or resident asexual panromantic (them) and pansexual demiromantic (him) walk into an alley and become a punchline with no joke.

Smart goat knows how to retrieve treats

sweet!

I've been watching videos about a person reading some of their favorite tumblr posts, and am slowly discovering that me being the only one in my family to use this website is proof that I am a neuro-divergent dragon who came from hell and will return to hell when I die

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

I might reblog this more than once...

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

“Horny case”! 😂😂😂

HELP

MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.

Okay. Another ROTG thought that just attacked me.

Pitch and Sandy are opposites.

Sandy brings dreams, Pitch brings nightmares. Sandy is gold (bright), Pitch is grey/black (dark). Sandy has dark eyes, Pitch has light eyes. Sandy is good, Pitch is bad.

Sandy is narcoleptic, Pitch is a raging insomniac.

At least, that’s what I think.

Besides, in order to spread bad dreams, AND fear, it would be resonable to assume the job takes up all the time you have for sleep.

unmute

Rise of the guardians headcanon.

Jack can fall asleep in any position, and on pretty much anything.

Jack even falls asleep standing up sometimes. Or perched on something, like a bird.

Now someone please go write a story of the guardians finding Jack sleeping in weird places.

Or a rise of the brave tangle dragons fic where they find Jack asleep in strange places.

Something something Apollo and Meg get trapped in her mental space and she gets overwhelmed by her father's death all over again. Suddenly in the mind space, black grief water begins to flood in. Meg is frozen. Apollo struggling desperately to keep Meg above the water as he tries to tell her not to give up swimming, while drowning himself cause he's under lifting Meg up. Him yelling and sputtering over the waves that she has to keep swimming, and that he knows the loss feels endless, and like the end of everything, but to trust him when he says it can get better.

Him slowly starting to black out as he drinks in more dark fluid than air. Admist the darkness he sees flashes of his own grief filled memories, and he wants to give up, but he refuses, because even if he's not worth it, Meg is, she needs to live.

Something something Meg recovering from the shock and pulling him up as well.

Then the water drains away and then they wake up.

Huehuehuehue, I have seen your request fair minor! *grabs a sheet of paper ans clears throat*

Are you duck? Cause you're looking quackilicious! 😉

My dear fellow Arsonist, I'm sure you'll find it entertaining that you've started a fire in my heart. 😉

Fire is exciting,

Duck is Duck,

Just wanna let you know that you're amazing. 😉

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This honeslty made my day 😊

Can I do this too?

HAPPY JUNOWEEN YALL TIME TO GET S P O O K Y !

Just wrighting about the original work I mentioned here:

https://randomkduck.tumblr.com/post/687054175127863296/so-um-im-contemplating-writing-a-crossover

The five rooms is a dream I had, where badically the main character (Leslie McKane) has to go through this mess of a place that has no bame or location.

Each of the rooms is preceded (is that the right word?) by a side room that has hints to what lays ahead. All except for room 1.

Room one is a blank version of the bedroom you were staying in before you were brought to the five rooms. Other than whatever shelves, bedding, and closets/cupboards it’s conpletely empty.

Room two is that of transformation. It’ll make you look as how you perceive yourself. (Trans people would be changed to look like their actual gender, thin people who still think they’re fat would gain weight, people who think they’re stronger than they actually are would become so, and so on and so forth) It’s a stupidly painful process.

The third room has giant stone toads that are blind, and eat people and hunt you tgrough sound. Trust me, you don’t wanna know what would happen if they caught you.

The fourth room is a maze with a spooky floating grimdark knife hand lady who chases you and tries to cut you to ribbons.

The final room is a pool you start out at the bottom of. With the souls of those who didn’t make it out appearing as plants that wanna be like the knife lady from room four.

If you make past all that then congrats! Your stuck floating in the ocean until someone passes by and saves you! Yay!

This was the most simple, and friendly explination I could give.

Like most of these places I come up with, it’s a place of horrors and unaliving. So yeah.