Sketch Dump Of My Sci Fi Sapphic Ocs + One Other Thing

hc that wukong has massive man tittys and macaque makes fun of him for it

the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

BSD streamer au:

Ranpo

Ranpo and Fukuzawa was the one to originally start the ADA as a streamer collective

As a streamer, he started playing games like Ace Attorney and Danganronpa for the sake of the trial aspect but he solved all of those mysteries too quickly

His streams became him reading, playing, or watching mystery and horror games and speedrunning how long it takes him to figure out what's going on

The longest it has ever taken him was one full episode of a show, but that's because it so was so poorly written

Every now and then he lets his viewers submit stories for him to read (either books that they like or stories they have written)

At one point someone recommends one of Poe’s stories

Ranpo solves the mystery within one chapter, but he says it's one of the best mystery books he's read (Still no one can compete against the world's greatest detective of course)

Ranpo pulls Poe into a few streams with him after they meet and becomes friends

Fans go absolutely wild when they learn that Poe had met Ranpo before and that inspired him to write

Yosano

She originally started out doing one of those “Actual Doctor reacts to…” streams and still does them on occasion

Eventually she drifted more into more of an advice and storytime channel

She occasionally will play some game in the background while she is talking to her chat, just because she always needs to be doing something with her hands

She tells stories of things she used to see when she worked as a hospital (never releasing any actual information in order to keep the medical information of strangers private)

Yosano went viral after a clip of her talking down to a sexist asshole started getting shared

She often talks about how, while she likes compliments, she is uncomfortable with a lot of the sexual comments cause of her past with mori

Her and Dazai opened the doors for a lot of people to come forward about what a shitty person mori was

Dazai

Dazai is, through and through, an entertainer

This man will play any game, at any point

Audiences absolutely adore him cause they think this man is funny as all hell

He's really good at interacting with his chat

On the other hand, people love to watch him because, inexplicably he is great at literally every game he picks up

People also love to see his interactions with one of his mods (chuuya) because it is guaranteed that once a streamer they will have some solid banter

Yosano and Chuuya both encouraged him to talk about the shit he went through with Mori (who was the head of an entertainment company that both Yosano and Dazai were apart of at different time, Yosano for being a model and Dazai for singing)

After this revelation he starts doing karaoke streams every now and then and even convinces Chuuya to join in for drunk karaoke

if YOU die because I poisoned you...how is that MY fault like I'm sorry you aren't immune to my poisons I think that's genuinely something you need to work on. Fix yourself before blaming others.

continuation of 215 please? 🥺🥺🥺

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Continuation of Prompt #215 Original

[Hero] sighed as they woke up, feeling more refreshed than they have in ages, smiling into the plump pillow and snuggling into the fluffy warm sheets. This was truly bliss.

"I'm glad to see you enjoy my bed, considering you stole it from me last night." [Villain] huffed with a smile.

[Hero] sat bolt upright in an instant, their eyes as wide as saucers as they found [Villain] standing above them in silken pajamas.

"Did you sleep well?" [Villain] finally asked after a long moment of silence. [Hero] nodded, "Good. Now... Did you break into my base just to sleep in my bed, or was there something else you wanted?"

"I was..." [Hero] trailed off as the adrenaline that was pumping through them a moment ago was replaced by an awkward feeling of embarrassment, "looking for your plans..."

"In my bed?"

"In your room, but then I saw the bed and I... Kinda..." [Hero] trailed off again, their face a bright pink as they fiddled with the sheets between their fingers.

"I see. Well, if it's that easy to distract you, I might just consider putting a bed in every room of my mansion."

"I'm gonna go, sorry about this." [Hero] mumbled as they started to slide out of bed, only to have their arm grabbed by [Villain], halting them in their tracks.

"No, you're not going anywhere; I've kidnapped you, which means you're in my custody now."

"Kidnapped me?" [Hero] laughed incredulously, "I came here willingly to spy on you."

"Yes, then I informed you that I was kidnapping you when I found you, and if you didn't run, you were mine. You didn't run. That means you're mine." [Villain] smirked.

"...I was asleep!"

"Yes. In my bed, I noticed."

[Hero] stared at [Villain]'s hand wrapped firmly around their arm, then looked up to [Villain]'s face after a long moment of consideration.

"You're... Not actually going to keep me here... right?"

"Yes, I am. Now what kind of breakfast do you like?"

HE GLUDE THAT SHIT IN LMFAOOOO

MORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

and once again the sun rises to spite me

car jail

I love how completely opposite the fandom reception of Albedo and Tighnari was.

Albedo expectation: super unhinged and dangerous Mad Scientist

Albedo reality: quiet Momma’s Boy with abandonment issues

Tighnari expectation: soft, sweet flower bby

Tighnari reality: “But what are they going to do? LoCk Me Up??” “Come on, you big lummox!” “I’ll BURY you!”; also canonically consumes hallucinogenic mushrooms on a regular basis. For science.