Throwing Up Fucking Sucks Bro🥲

I know I don't usually post here but BROOO FIRST TRYYYYYY

I have wanted him for a wile so I'm honestly really shocked

at least he’s drinking water

Logan: You need to clean your room! Look at all this trash!

Roman: it’s not THAT bad!

Logan: look at this! There’s pizza boxes, water bottles, hi Remus, soda cans—

I feel like a bear in winter searching for a warm place to hibernate.

*visible bi confusion*

Hydration

*shoves a bottle of water based lube up my ass* 

agreed

YALL THERES A SPIDER ON THE TOKLET PAPER FUUUUUUU

I want to put him in a bottle and shake it violently

I forgot this man's name butt his thigh high boots are absolutely life changing.

teachers should really just let kids use the bathroom when they ask. or they'll just pass their pants in the middle of class like I did

is is just me or do street signs look like they taste disgusting

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”