clearly I have way to much time on my hands. |17th layer of hell| |NOT well adjusted at ALL|
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I feel like a bear in winter searching for a warm place to hibernate.
HoTE shows up and its Himeko. Hair flowing free like liquid fire. Armor torn and shattered with the fragments forming wings behind her like a cruel mockery. Her eyes cold and unfeeling as they sweep over the battlefield. The Final Lesson has begun.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS IT WAS REAL WE’RE GETTING A SPINOFF MANGA OF FIFTEEN IN THE SAME ART STYLE AS BEAST BECAUSE IT’S GONNA BE DRAWN BY SHIWASA HOSHIKAWA
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!?!
WE ARE GOING TO GET SO MANY IMAGES OF CHUUYA IN THIS GORGEOUS ASS ART STYLE AND EVERY SINGLE FRUITY ASS SKK SCENE IS GOING TO VISUALIZED AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT I’M SO EXCITED I’M SO HAPPY CHUUYA MY BELOVED YOU’RE GETTING THE CONTENT YOU SO RIGHTFULLY DESERVE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The frightened boy picked up the fallen sword of his dead father and held it in front of him as the attackers advanced. “Don’t be afraid boy. Just hold on to me and let me do the fighting,” whispered the sword.
I love 2 ply toilet paper
I will die on the skk ranting about eachother while blackout drunk hill. Specifically:
Chuuya: He's such a bastard, he literally can't NOT be a bastard. He calls me short, I'm NOT SHORT! To bad he's pretty. Pretty and sad. Why is he so sad? I just want him to be happy. *ugly sobbing* I hate him so much, he blew up my car! *turns to grab some poor Black Lizard member* Did you know he sleeps curled up like a cat? *more ugly sobbing* It's so cute! *still sobbing* Do you think he'll bomb my car again, so we can have hot hate sex? *passes out because Hirotsu drugged his drink*
Dazai: Chuuya is so stupid, he's like, slow in the head like a Slug. Good thing he's hot though. He's built like a tank and he has a HUGE C- *Kunikida interrupts* Chuuya's not stupid! How dare you! He's beautiful and smart! But he hates me! *starts wailing* Chuuya hates me! *suddenly distracted* But the hate sex is good. I think I should blow up is car again. *gets up, immediately faceplants, starts wailing again* CHUUYA would have caught me! Caught me in big strong arms, and then he would have-*Kunikida knocks him out*
Bungou Stray Dogs Wan!
The following is the most up-to-date list of all the Bungou Stray Dogs Wan! chapters!
[LAST UPDATED: January 15, 2022]
This list is subject to change. I will be updating it from here on out!
@czkkn-upload is currently uploading the most up-to-date chapters.
Slug has since retired and had to remove their translated chapters, so they are no longer available.
THESE ARE NOT IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.
[You can use this list to find specific chapters or to just enjoy at your own pace!]
Keep reading
bsd light novels
hewwoo its been a while! back in 2019 i made a masterlist of where you could find the bsd light novel translations and i never published it ?? but if you’ve ever wanted a concise collection of summaries/pdfs, i gotchu. the links will be below the cut!
Keep reading
wouldn't it be funky I started posting my shitty art here
it's sunny outside
and yet it still feel like a cloudy day
I can not believe I just spent a full ten minutes deciding on a new profile picture
Chuuya Layouts ?! Chuuya Layouts !!
LIKE or REBLOG if u save please!! 🖇️💭❕
BSD streamer au:
Ranpo
Ranpo and Fukuzawa was the one to originally start the ADA as a streamer collective
As a streamer, he started playing games like Ace Attorney and Danganronpa for the sake of the trial aspect but he solved all of those mysteries too quickly
His streams became him reading, playing, or watching mystery and horror games and speedrunning how long it takes him to figure out what's going on
The longest it has ever taken him was one full episode of a show, but that's because it so was so poorly written
Every now and then he lets his viewers submit stories for him to read (either books that they like or stories they have written)
At one point someone recommends one of Poe’s stories
Ranpo solves the mystery within one chapter, but he says it's one of the best mystery books he's read (Still no one can compete against the world's greatest detective of course)
Ranpo pulls Poe into a few streams with him after they meet and becomes friends
Fans go absolutely wild when they learn that Poe had met Ranpo before and that inspired him to write
Yosano
She originally started out doing one of those “Actual Doctor reacts to…” streams and still does them on occasion
Eventually she drifted more into more of an advice and storytime channel
She occasionally will play some game in the background while she is talking to her chat, just because she always needs to be doing something with her hands
She tells stories of things she used to see when she worked as a hospital (never releasing any actual information in order to keep the medical information of strangers private)
Yosano went viral after a clip of her talking down to a sexist asshole started getting shared
She often talks about how, while she likes compliments, she is uncomfortable with a lot of the sexual comments cause of her past with mori
Her and Dazai opened the doors for a lot of people to come forward about what a shitty person mori was
Dazai
Dazai is, through and through, an entertainer
This man will play any game, at any point
Audiences absolutely adore him cause they think this man is funny as all hell
He's really good at interacting with his chat
On the other hand, people love to watch him because, inexplicably he is great at literally every game he picks up
People also love to see his interactions with one of his mods (chuuya) because it is guaranteed that once a streamer they will have some solid banter
Yosano and Chuuya both encouraged him to talk about the shit he went through with Mori (who was the head of an entertainment company that both Yosano and Dazai were apart of at different time, Yosano for being a model and Dazai for singing)
After this revelation he starts doing karaoke streams every now and then and even convinces Chuuya to join in for drunk karaoke
Hope y’all enjoy 😊
Whenever I feel bad, I remember these poems by Taneda Santōka and I automatically feel better 😃
If I had to describe his works with one meme, it would be :
"life is a soup and i am a fork"
My man really got the gen z humor before us🗿
I haven't been on tumblr in months and this is proof of that
to anyone who missed it:
blorbo - a favourite character
glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense
eeby deeby - youre going to hell
plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board
scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game
This is the type of person I strive to be😩👌🏾
You are every Super Hero’s worst enemy, not because you are particularly powerful, but because nothing you do is technically illegal… you’re just a huge asshole.
continuation of 215 please? 🥺🥺🥺
You guys really liked this so a continuation there shall be!
People who wanted tags: @chaoticgoodandi @1becky1 @kemonoinuzuka
Continuation of Prompt #215 Original
[Hero] sighed as they woke up, feeling more refreshed than they have in ages, smiling into the plump pillow and snuggling into the fluffy warm sheets. This was truly bliss.
"I'm glad to see you enjoy my bed, considering you stole it from me last night." [Villain] huffed with a smile.
[Hero] sat bolt upright in an instant, their eyes as wide as saucers as they found [Villain] standing above them in silken pajamas.
"Did you sleep well?" [Villain] finally asked after a long moment of silence. [Hero] nodded, "Good. Now... Did you break into my base just to sleep in my bed, or was there something else you wanted?"
"I was..." [Hero] trailed off as the adrenaline that was pumping through them a moment ago was replaced by an awkward feeling of embarrassment, "looking for your plans..."
"In my bed?"
"In your room, but then I saw the bed and I... Kinda..." [Hero] trailed off again, their face a bright pink as they fiddled with the sheets between their fingers.
"I see. Well, if it's that easy to distract you, I might just consider putting a bed in every room of my mansion."
"I'm gonna go, sorry about this." [Hero] mumbled as they started to slide out of bed, only to have their arm grabbed by [Villain], halting them in their tracks.
"No, you're not going anywhere; I've kidnapped you, which means you're in my custody now."
"Kidnapped me?" [Hero] laughed incredulously, "I came here willingly to spy on you."
"Yes, then I informed you that I was kidnapping you when I found you, and if you didn't run, you were mine. You didn't run. That means you're mine." [Villain] smirked.
"...I was asleep!"
"Yes. In my bed, I noticed."
[Hero] stared at [Villain]'s hand wrapped firmly around their arm, then looked up to [Villain]'s face after a long moment of consideration.
"You're... Not actually going to keep me here... right?"
"Yes, I am. Now what kind of breakfast do you like?"
Writing request! Overworked and sleepless hero breaks into villains home to gather info but come upon villains VERY comfy looking and luxurious bed. It couldn’t hurt to rest their eyes, right?
Prompt #215 Continuation
"Well, I knew I'd get you in my bed eventually, but I didn't think it would be this easy." [Villain] smirked at the curled-up hero looking oh so delicious in their bed. A long moment of silence passed as [Villain] waiting for [Hero] to squirm or turn red or... something. But the moment passed, and [Hero] remained curled up in [Villain]'s bed, none the wiser of their company.
"Wait... Are you actually asleep?" [Villain] finally asked, and [Hero] sighing as they rolled over, not acknowledging [Villain] in the least was the only answer they needed.
[Villain] groaned, they honestly had thought this was some sort of seduction ploy or assassination attempt, both of which they would have been excited for, but no. [Hero] had genuinely broken into their base just to fall asleep in their bed.
"This is a kidnapping," [Villain] flatly stated, "I'll give you five seconds to run. If you don't, I get to keep you."
[Hero] continued to snooze for the duration of [Villain]'s count down. Finally, [Villain] sighed and gave up.
"Well, I guess it would be rude to move you," they mused, "and you do look so cute in my bed. Guess I'll take the couch." [Villain] sighed as they grabbed the pillow not currently held hostage by [Hero]'s head.
I feel like I just watched Riverdale
I'm gonna watch fate:the wind saga. Wish me luck
if YOU die because I poisoned you...how is that MY fault like I'm sorry you aren't immune to my poisons I think that's genuinely something you need to work on. Fix yourself before blaming others.
Holy shit I just got a full night of sleep this is fucking amazing
Y'all ever just get up and your knees just snap crackle and pop for no reason?