Rayne1 - Rayne_Radio

I’m done no more I’m done with 9-1-1 cos what the actual fuck was that absolute trash episode im done I’m at my grans and I’m trying to cry silently im done with this show

I like to think that Doctor Who from the Master's perspective could be called 'One Man's Quest To Get His Spouse To Come Back Home And Abandon His Massive Ant Colony'. Everything is so much funnier if you picture the Master being absolutely baffled at the Doctor defending Earth, because he's borderline immortal whilst humans die so quickly - killing a human is like stepping on a spider, and the Doctor is the guy who swoops in with a cup and paper to move the spider outside even if the decision seems nonsensical. I like to reframe the Master's attempts to take over the universe as him desperately asking the Doctor "we could get a dog? Or a cat? Or adopt? Are the ants really worth it, you have no other hobbies".

i want to boop the babys

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

girl this doctor is canonicly a boy kisser we need the master now

*the doctor telling belinda’s he’s the last of the timelords*

me, immediately taking it as a sign that we’re getting a master return

And his room is pink

Ways Bruce knows his kids are mad at him:

His Batsuit is no longer black

The Batmobile is no longer black

All the tires in the Batcave are gone

His ringtone is “Baby” by Justin Bieber and he can’t change it

Someone gives Damian a new pet

He is suddenly committed to five social events in the same week

Everything in his bedroom has moved two inches to the right

He can only find Superman pajamas

All the coffee is missing even though at least two of his children always seem to have a cup in hand

All the snacks in his utility belt are banana flavored

He has an interview scheduled with Lois Lane

He has no matching socks

Constantine has his phone number and now he has to change it again

i want good luck

Cos why am I planing a hole ass Shabbat with the hole

Fam

world so bleak it has my secular jewish ass lighting shabbat candles again

Shout-out to the autistics who crave hugs. Shout-out to the autistics whose love language is touch.

And shout-out to the autistics who were denied a timely diagnosis because a misinformed professional thought you were "too affectionate" to be autistic.

You aren't any less autistic because of how you show affection. And you aren't nearly as rare as pop culture and outdated research would imply.

let it die let it die(rest of lorax song)

Reblog to make it die faster

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