Guys—

Hey guys!

So my family just bought property in Arizona, it's in the middle of nowhere, dozens of miles from people. And while I grew up in the forest and knew the typical customs (dont step in fairy rings, avert your gaze from the glowing eyes in the woods, thank the trees) I have no idea of desert customs when it comes to ghosts and fae and the supernatural. I've never really visited the desert, so any advice would be nice!

AHHHHHHH yay this is amazing!!!!!

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“I can’t calm down!” Stiles screeched, loudly, as he whirled around in a flailing circle.

I'm writing a magical au where stiles has a horde of hornets as his familiar! I LOVE this idea and I am so excited to expand on it and keep writing it!

send me a rose for a random sentence from a random wip

Can't stop thinking about the line "you treat your mouth as if its heavans gate" to describe someone who heavily regulates what comes and goes from their body whether that be in the form of strictly following a healthy diet or refraining from profanity and speaking in ways that may be deemed sinful

"my child is fine" your child is listening to Hozier instead of going to therapy

John: This is my pet freak.

*camera cuts to Arthur, a throughly average man in business casual clothes. he smiles and waves at the viewer.*

I just got a complaint on one of my fics that having an aromantic character love their family and want them to not die horribly at the hands of the villain is "amatonormativity" and I am BEGGING people to just learn to say, "I don't like it" rather than co-opt words pertaining to important concepts in the aro community. Not wanting your family to die is not a sign the author is beholden to the amatonormative agenda. It just means that your brother owes you 10 bucks so that asshole can't die yet and Mom hasn't told you the secret to her homecooked chicken yet so we can't let her go and fuck it, Dad's good at fixing stuff, let's not have him die, either, while we're at it.

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props to harlan's acting because i have never heard anyone sound so insincere and so much like a liar than john going "how can you say that" about when he absolutely tried to kill oscar with an axe

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

made a flowchart for some of the most underrated podcasts in my favorites list (you want to listen to all of these you want to listen to all of them sooo bad)