Starting A Collection

if anyone’s got an in at dominos, please message me

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

I think you should watch this

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

For reasons and also causes I have recently written the wikipedia article for mpreg and am trying to find an illustration for it. Do I happen to know any fanartists who want to release some (ideally sfw) mpreg art under a wikipedia compatible license* for eternal glory and wikipedia bragging rights?

*the short version is "anyone can do anything they want with your work forever as long as they attribute you". For the long version, look up CC-by-4.0.

reasons to keep living.