If you wanted to get married, who would be your ideal husband? And why is it Hades from Lore Olympus?
ah i've woken up! time to start the day! *falls back asleep instantly*
me walking past all my chickens and ducks and rabbits to collect from the coop in stardew
Sebastian: you know nothing about me!
Demetrius: You have a crush on that blonde girl! You're afraid of frogs! Your favorite season is summer!
Maru: Haley is Sebastian's mortal enemy, he loves frogs, and hates summer wtf ??
Demetrius: well,....his name is Sebastian!!! and he has green eyes
Maru: his eyes are brown
please consider how much of a cryptid the farmer is in stardew valley
like
-[stares into space for three hours, completely motionless while waiting for their favorite person to open the door so they can shove a gift in their hands and then immediately runs off]
-they enter the mines. they are knocked unconscious. they enter the mines once more. they are knocked unconscious. harvey begs them to stop. they enter the mines o
-appears from the fukcign...void in the middle of conversations, says one thing, RETURNS TO THE VOID AND REFUSES TO ELABORATE FURTHER
- the farmer has been fishing for 12 straight hours. they eat a fistful of tulips. they continue fishing.
-people don't question why one person needs so much void mayonnaise. they also have stopped noticing when the farmer climbs into the sewer.
-it is your birthday. a farmer kicks open the door at 9 am, hands you an entire chocolate cake, and leaves. you are overjoyed. you do not understand.
-eating an entire pizza in one bite.
it’s been ten years
gaslight. gatekeep. girlboss.
I hate Hamilton rpf because it ruined how cool a Miku binder would be
this is the only take actually
“Anxiety disorder” sounds so morose from now on I’m telling people I have Clinical Heebie Jeebies
A picrew of all the bachelorettes in a fantasy au + my farmer Hope! Thanks to @runawayface for sharing this picrew with us!!
🧡 Leah 🧡
(This painting is for sale here!)
My sister's cat just walked in and spread her toes like this and I have no idea why.
mice are having sex in my walls :(
the trend of having a bit where lil nas x like very quickly descends from heaven on the pole in tiktoks and like 0.2 seconds of montero plays is so funny
Human went to a conference for 2 days, kitty missed him. (via DangerWallet)
when will they return from war...
Comic idea from my dream: every morning you give your pet People Juice and send em to school. They gotta learn calculus and read Hemingway just like people do
I probably won’t make this into a real comic…. prooobably………. :3c
pokemon anniversary post ✨✨✨
i miss them
🍄DO THE MARIO🍄Â
happy MAR10 day!!! here’s a silly animation I made with my friend for this joyous occasionÂ
best of the best from stardew valley ❤️ prepare ur gifts!
they dont pay me enough to witness this shit
Stardew Valley villagers are such good people :’)
meanwhile taz crystal kingdom
taako: it is hot as hell in this fucky ass hot ass room i’m in
kravitz:
taako: IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER
i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
i had a dream i was playing undertale and i got to the snowy area and it was mostly the same but papyrus was replaced with this new character Prunsel.
Prunsel’s sprite was a high-contrast black and white photorealistic eyeball, roughly twice as big as papyrus, and looking directly at the viewer. whenever Prunsel “spoke”, the music completely cut out and instead of text it was an ominous red glow emanating from the text box
Pokemon fusions
'Cooking with sex toys' is PEAK taako and magnus