Real-stardust - Local Skeleton In The Closet

If Marvel changed nothing about Bucky there would not be a SINGLE person doubting that they’re meant to be. Everything about them makes perfect sense. They check every single trope. If Bucky were a woman there would simply be no Steggy shipper ever.

If Peggy were played by a man people would finally see what a dick she is without going ‘girboss gatekeep or whatever

a girl does start to feel optimistic in a patch of sun

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

Ladies and gentlemen: the love of my life

we are all just so normal about him

Can you imagine saying something so heinous that ALEX JONES has to attempt to reel you in???

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

The French really don’t fuck around.