Anti-colonial Graffiti Seen Around Diamond Creek, Melbourne

Hi mutuals

cool mutual that i'm scared to death that i'll annoy (literally all my mutuals)

no one cares but I find this hilarious

When all the campers are not a camp cause school or smth matthew will turn into gordon ramsey and go on food shows

*the it’s raw meme but it’s just Matthew’s void sounds*

scientist voice: today i will be a dick to this cricket 

college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go… be bo be ba bo… bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo ba…

me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)

Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy

From the Wikipedia page on loons

This the fuck

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

For some reason, I'm impressed to see how widely the ages of Tumblr users vary, but it's awesome! And this advice is probably all excellent (I can't really say anything because I haven't even graduated school yet) so yeah

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in