Yknow What At Least Im Not Pregnant

hannibal is so cringefail because how do you successfully get away with literal murder and cannibalism for years all while being a well respected sophisticate and food connoisseur and then risk it all for a guy covered in dog hair who is also an asshole and also wants to kill you real bad

mfs when my tic disorder makes me tic

Happy Independence Day!

hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr

maybe i’m just asexual but “fuck me like you hate me” is such a funny concept to me. if i hated you i simply would not fuck you. i’d keep my pants on and frankly i’d ask you to leave. if thats okay with you

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone