After Touching Spicy Foods Immediately Touch Your Eyes, Penis, And Vagina

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

maybe i’m just asexual but “fuck me like you hate me” is such a funny concept to me. if i hated you i simply would not fuck you. i’d keep my pants on and frankly i’d ask you to leave. if thats okay with you

can’t wait for the Murdoch Mysteries episode where Murdoch prevents WW1

hey science side of tumblr if the doctor said he doesn’t think i have a bacterial infection but i do have a viral infection why would he prescribe antibiotics

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

my first time drawing in seventeen million years. new oc. his name is teddy. he's divorced and sad. he's also more nuanced than that but it's a secret at the moment