Ever Since I Was A Little Girl I Knew I Never Wanted To Be Pregnant

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

testing krita brushes for line art with my oc desirée. ignore the fact that each version is different shut up shut up shut up

maybe i’m just asexual but “fuck me like you hate me” is such a funny concept to me. if i hated you i simply would not fuck you. i’d keep my pants on and frankly i’d ask you to leave. if thats okay with you

hannibal is so cringefail because how do you successfully get away with literal murder and cannibalism for years all while being a well respected sophisticate and food connoisseur and then risk it all for a guy covered in dog hair who is also an asshole and also wants to kill you real bad

Happy Minecraft day

Me taking my hypothetical children to pride:

See that man in the dog mask? He's playing a game of make believe with his friends to have fun, just like we do! See how his tail is wagging?

See that man with a gun? He's part of a violent institution that serves the ruling elite and upholds white supremacy. Fifty years ago he would have been raiding all these bars and arresting us all. He could shoot you in the face right now and probably not even lose his job. If he tries to talk to you, remember to say, "I won't speak with you unless I have an attorney present."

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that