Latest Posts by red4raider - Page 4

My view from my hotel room. The blue lights are from the Rosen Centre. #greatview #greatweekend #orlando #megacon

So we were eating at The Pub when I look over next to us. Who called his name three times? #megacon #thepub #beetlejuice #cosplay #costume #dinner

Took a pic of a fan made Ironman suit. It was pretty cool. But if you look right behind him in the background is @arthurj44 photo bombing. #ironman #photobombing #cosplay #costume #marvel #megacon

While I was waiting for my photo that I took with @jdfffn I saw this photo. I do not know who the couple is but they took one heck of a photo with @johnscotbarrowman #greatpic #epic #megacon

Got to meet one of the Kubert brothers. Adam Kubert was a pretty cool guy to meet. @adamkubert #comicbook #artists #wolverine #infinity #kubertbrothers

So I got to meet Jason David Frank today. Totally awesome. Waited a long time for this. @jdfffn #greenranger #whiteranger #powerrangers #blackdinoranger #megacon #orlando #awesome #punchtotheface

Met Manu Bennett today. He was pretty cool. #sladewilson #crixus #arrow #sparticus #awesome

Best fight in anime history! Kenshin vs Saito. Let's get it on! #anime #rurounikenshin #samuraix #kenshin #saito #bestfight #awesome #cartoon #dragonballz #gundam #sailormoon #popular

Another Batman and the Boo Wonder. This is cracking me up. #animanaics #batman #darkknight #adamwest #warnerbros #wb #robin

Batman and the Boo Wonder. I love Animaniacs. #animaniacs #batman #darkknight #robin #chickenboo #warnerbros #wb #funny #hellonurse

Bozo the mother f-in Clown. That's where it's at. #bozo #clown #movie #series

Saw this next to the bench at the beach. Had me crackin up. #nosmoking #smokingfish #badfish #smoking #cigarettes #cigarettebutts #fish #heresyoursign

Mind blown... #lifecheat #makesyouthink #mindblown #death #life #lifeflashes #awesome

Just a boy and his chocolate milk #chocolate #chocolatemilk #thuglife #funny #funtimes #awesome

Cold out here for a pimp 😞 #cold #freezing #pimplife #toughitout #funny

A clip on how to make a lizard go to sleep. #lizardrubbing #funny #funtimes #rubbingoneoff #lizard #lizards #lmao

This is so true lol. #conanobrien #teamcoco #hilarious #funny #besttalkshowever #nosexinschool #foreveralone

Sooo I'm at a onesie party. Haha #onesie #fun #drunk #notdrunkenough #awesome #pose #sleepover

Love following this account on Twitter. #TheBatman #batman #thedarkknight #dccomics #christmas #funny

So I was sent on an errand today at work to go get my manager a cockring and a "ball separator". Man only at my work can this happen lol. #ilovemyjob #sextoys #cockring #ballseperator #sex #lol #funtimes #fun

I saw this and died laughing. The kind of candy to give on that special occasion. #sperm #candy #hardcorecandy #specialoccasion #sex #sexcandy #oohyeah

I wish I would have followed this advice. The girl if my dreams is now in a relationship because I didn't go out a get what I wanted/ needed.

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.) Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks. Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris. Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together. Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.) Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you. Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place. Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects. Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers. Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do. Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via jesusfuckmechrist)

BEST...RUM...EVER! #rum #captainmorgan #privatestock #awesome #drinking #omg

This just makes me very sad to be a Florida Gator fan right now :( #floridagators #blockingyourteammates #why

MyGirlFund Legend Talie was a very cute Robin this Halloween. We think a nip-slip is a more effective call to action than a Bat Signal. Show us you agree. Come to her aid by reblogging and help her win our contest!

This is a great song with some great lyrics. :) #metallica #theunforgiven #greatsong

I follow this on Twitter. It's always hilarious. This ones about the 5 yr old from San Fran with the Make A Wish Foundation. #batman #thebatmanontwitter #darkknight #makeawishfoundation #fiveyearoldbatman