Penelope must have known that Odysseus was a little insane when she married him I mean. Like they got married and he was like haha babe wait before we have our wedding night I gotta show u something. And then he takes her like. Across the island. To the area where she first met him and he’s built a palace there! Which takes years! Wow! And she’s like omg that’s so sweet and he’s like that’s not even the best part! Look! And they go inside. And the place she’s going to fuck this man for the very first time—he has not even gotten pussy yet, this man is in pussy deficit no post-nut clarity available and it shows—is a bed CARVED OUT OF A LIVING TREE. And she’s like hey dude what’s up with that and Odysseus is like. Oh! That’s the olive tree where we first met! I turned it into a bed and then I built a palace around it. And she’s like. I can’t not fuck this little freak.
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has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away
Are u even having fun on tumblr if u don't gain a slight crush on a mutual. Are u even using it right. Let's be honest
I birthed my children. Full 9 months.
Maybe YOU think that stuff like asexuality and autism being associated with emotionless or evil beings is problematic...but I, on the other hand [turns into a robot tjat kills people]
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being a writer is constantly google the definitions of words you already know the meanings of because your brain's always paranoid and telling you maybe you've been using them wrong your entire life
I can excuse misusing words in my daily life but my mlm slow-burn enemies to lovers smut has to be perfect
Can someone please explain to me why people like making AK! Jason abusive and toxic in a lot of fan fiction? Cause at this point, I'm beyond pissed off. I just read one that I thought was just gonna be some angsty hurt/comfort and this bitch who wrote this made him such a asshole and treat the reader like shit when all the reader wanted to do was comfort him and honestly, it made me want to throw up. Like, I'm sorry, but why do you think he would hurt an innocent person in a similar way he was hurt??? Why do you think he would be okay with assaulting someone who cares about him????? Are you okay?????? Are you stupid??????? And don't even get me started on the fics with the non-con stuff because a little fun fact about Jason is that he canonically has an extreme distaste for SA. Like, that was a thing built into his character since he was Robin in the eighties. So please, just stop it. Stop writing him like that. It's just gross at this point.