Melanie King S3 Alternative Ending

Crazy that they fuckin were all like, 'oh, well, Charlie's a lesbian so SHE can't talk to guys!!! She doesn't know how!!! She's physically incapable of it!!!' and then went, 'so the obvious solution is that dean flirt with men FOR her!'

Like baby boy

the call is coming from inside the house

do you ever think about how duck is literally the worst one but he loves the other two more than anything he just doesnt show it at all. do you ever think about how red guy is unhappy doing the same shit all the time but duck is completely content with it, completely satisfied with doing the same thing as long as the other two are there and alright. even though hes rude as shit to them, as soon as theyre not acting like themselves hes horrified. do you ever think about how red guy is ducks favorite color. do you ever think about how happy he looks in the pictures with the other two, even if they arent happy themselves. do you ever think about how he doesnt even question if theyre a family, he just knows it. do you ever think about how he ran to get the first aid kit when yellow guy was hurt in jobs. or how when he saw red guy in the office he asked “what have they done to you?”. or how he left red guy all of his things in death. or how hes constantly trying to get the other two home in the family episode. or how after the fridge scene he immediately worries where yellow guy is. how even in the webseries HES the one that started to look for yellow guy after he went missing from the picnic. “maybe we should look for our friend, isnt that what friends do?”. or how its duck, despite not only being punished for it, but also being completely dazed and confused, refusing to stop looking for red guy even while he hardly remembers him. how duck literally KNOCKS OVER THE CAMERA, TEARING APART THE WORLD AS HE KNOWS IT, in an attempt to find red guy, yes, but also to escape with yellow guy.

its so strange to think about how horrible duck is to them, when without them he is no one and he loses his mind to the point of death. hes so interesting to me. so tragic and yet so hard to pity. a heart so full of love it rolls away and hides under the floorboards, a kindness hidden under six feet of cynical thinking. i miss him guys …

i cannot overemphasize how fucking funny this dialogue is I need to know what it said in japanese to see if its weird translation or if hes really trying to fuck mikotoba on this boat right here right now. while they have like 30 minutes before their friend(???) get sentenced to death. his blank anime figure esque dead serious but also trying not to laugh stare. the way mikotoba just brushes it off so casually like hes used to this. the way jigoku is also currently in the room in the suitcase presumably able to hear everything. hello. can anyone hear me. helloooooo

I've see a lot of people taking about Jeans prospective of Andrew hauling ass to get to neil to save him. People saying that he can tell that Riko was going to hit Neil because he's been in foster homes and such but I just know that Andrew took one look at Neil and Riko together and was like yup he's gonna run his mouth shit shit 🏃 shit 🏃 shit 🏃

they may be stupid

mind if i play some white noise? thanks

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

Oh and this bc I forgot about it!

solangelo fans. Dude. We need to stop making Will the pretty boy and Nico the insane bitch in the relationship. We need to switch the fucking roles. Will is TEXAN.

made these, like, forever ago. thought maybe i'd share them