redcoloredroses
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they should have put him in this blue cunty turtleneck in more episodes
"Say aaah..."
the patient needs birdification to live
look at my doctors dawg im gonna die
If House came out in the 2020s there would absolutely be an episode where House steals a vape from a teenage patient with the intent of mocking them and ends up getting really into it. Cuddy tries to stop him from vaping in the hospital but it turns out there’s a loophole in the anti smoking rules that mean e-cigs aren’t technically banned.
While Cuddy is on a mission to fix the rules, House is collecting the grossest, sweetest vape flavours he can find. Foreman’s pissed because House keeps blowing smoke in his face, Chase finds this really funny and Cameron is unsuccessfully trying to stage an intervention. Wilson just puts his hands on his hips and asks that House refrains from vaping in front of his lung cancer patients.
Somehow the episode ends with the reveal that cotton candy vape juice was the only thing keeping the patient alive and House’s vaping habit was actually genius medical research. Cameron and Wilson are relieved House doesn’t actually have a new addiction. Episode ends with House taking one last puff of his vape and then going to put in it the bin before reconsidering and pocketing it. This is never brought up again
like whatever man
Rushed the hell out of this one ngl
house md is awesome
just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.
I humbly request; kemonomimi bunny Cameron. Please.
"Oh no! My cute doctor has turned into an even cuter bunny doctor!!!!!!!"
I love this request so much oh my GOD. Thank you so much for requesting!!!!!!
Do you ever stop and think about all the ridiculous and kinda hilarious things that sound like headcanons but are actually are canon in House MD? Like,
• Wilson is canonically fantastic in bed
• House was canonically a cheerleader in college
• Wilson canonically gets whiskey dick
• House canonically attends a festival every year where he makes a spud gun
Just to name a few. Feel free to reblog and add because House MD truly has one of the most entertaining canons.
every time someone says killer chat is underrated and points to the lack of c.ai bots i facepalm
yeah, because i killed them all? i dmca'd c.ai for the sheer amount of killer chat! bots on there. pages upon pages. it was genuinely appalling to see.
is it that hard to understand that c.ai (and all kinds of ai) goes against my tos? 😭 i don't want my characters used in relation to ai in any form. can we please read my tos before making bots of my characters?
chronic boredom is so bad to the point where I start praying my house blows up just for the fun of it
I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE
Medical Malpractice
(Practice of realism)
They 💜
HEY GUYS THAT'S ME HIII
damn…
semester ended so i finally got to draw ren for the first time :3 yayyy !!