JOHN & TOMMY SHELBY ▸ Peaky Blinders, 3.2

What the fuck else do i do?? Help??

My neighbor brought a duck home a few days ago and it "got away" from him so the duck is in my yard and he just?? Isn't getting it? Like i put a little kiddie pool of water out there for her cause she was trying to bathe in a puddle that forms in my driveway, i thought it was a wild duck at first. Anyway, fastforward to today, my neighbor TOOK the kiddie pool into his yard so now it's just EMPTY in his yard?? He tried to catch the duck but uhhh it's a fucking duck, it ain't gonna come when called. She's still just sitting in my yard so i gave her a bin of water (hope he doesn't steal that too) and some broccoli and rice and whatever else vegetables i had frozen (peas and carrots and shit, idk it was covered in ice, it'll melt fast it's hot here even in the evening) cause?? Sorry not sorry if i see a DOMESTIC ANIMAL outside unattended, i need to take care of it cause HE CLEARLY ISN'T. this is probably his intent though, cause we have chickens and they're happy little birds, idk man, i do not want a duck, they smell like ass and i don't have a big enough water source for her.

Christ... anyone have any Duck Tips?

it is not "the cycle of abuse" it is the structural oppression of children by their parents ☝️

i do be forgetting how some characters sound when they talk, thank the lord for yutube and toktok, good snippets

i'll try to list as many of the ships as possible:

Arthur/Finn/John/Tommy (and any pair or trio within there) Michael/Tommy Ada/Lizzie Ada/John Finn/Isaiah

Dead/John/Sam (also any pair within there) - Any Band of Brothers ship (aside from Liebgott/Webster) Any The Pacific ship (not containing Leckie) Any Generation Kill ship - Bucky/Joaquin/Sam/Steve/Yelena (any pair, trio or four within there) - Arya/Jon/Robb/Ned/Theon (any pair, trio or four within there) Alicent/Rhaenyra Aegon/Aemond/Helaena Most any ship from House of the Dragon tbh

Random OTP Asks

I scraped a random assortment of questions from this mega post so that I could answer them in a very self-indulgent way. I didn't originally number them, and it turns out I ended up with an odd number. Sorry to all Increments of Five enjoyers out there.

Who is always horny and will have sex, at any place and at any time?

Who slides their arm around the other’s waist?

Who tops and who bottoms?

Who acts tough but actually is really submissive?

Who is louder in bed?

Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the ER after it backfires?

Who likes to give the other hugs from behind followed by a kiss?

Who causes the tomfoolery and who has to try and stop the tomfoolery?

Who’s ready for marriage first?

Who wants kids first?

Who’s the first to break down because they’re going to be parents?

Which one has more insecurities? Over what?

Would they hate-fuck if they were mad at one another? If they had a falling out?

Which one stubbornly tries to pretend they aren’t sick?

Who initiates PDA the most in public?

Who is your OTP’s unofficial/official child?

Who pulls the other closer while sleeping?

Who likes to sit in the other’s lap?

Who still blushes when their partner compliments them?

Who asks the other’s father/father figure to marry their son/daughter?

Who sleeps on which side of the bed?

Who would be a lovey dovey drunk?

Who do they ask to be their bridesmaid(s)/best man/men?

Who distracts the driver by being a bit too provocative in the car?

Favorite canon moment of them?

Least favorite canon moment of them?

Which one fixes up the other one’s outfit in the morning (adjusting a tie, putting hair in the right spot, etc)?

What theme would their wedding be, if they were going to get married?

How do they emotionally support each other?

Who is older, and who makes the ‘older’ jokes?

Who would do the dangerous thing while the other person watches and panics?

It is summer by the lake side, their best friends own the lot beside them, what shenanigans do they pull?

How do their personalities compliment each other?

Who tells their partner to be careful before their partner goes and does something incredibly stupid?

Who is ready to throw hands for their partner?

Who is the one who gets really sappy when they are tired and who thinks it’s adorable?

When the person who doesn’t normally have nightmares, has a nightmare, how does the other comfort them?

What type of parents would they be?

Who initiates cuddling sessions?

Who would wrap the other in a blanket when the other one has a bad day?

Who would they tell first that they got engaged?

Who likes to kiss the other all over while the other can’t stop giggling?

How do they say ‘I love you’ without actually saying it? Ex “Have you drank any water today?”

Who falls asleep on their desk and who gently wakes them to bring them to bed?

Which one of them gets sick more often?

Who’s the messiest?

Who is the one who usually makes the first move?

Who likes to pick the other up?

Who is more likely to be the designated driver at a party?

Who is more likely to cling to the other while they sleep?

Who is more likely to be flirty with the other when they are drunk?

Who is more likely to plan a date?

Who is more likely to kill the house plants?

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