Redwings-mechanic - Carwood

The hyperfixation is coming back strong

Conjoined whitetail fawns.

Image courtesy of Dr Gino D'Angelo from the University of Georgia.

Etude d'homme, 1852-56, Thomas Couture

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something about the saved becomes the savior or whatever-

i find it so funny how he just. became jesus

yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but

Random OTP Asks

I scraped a random assortment of questions from this mega post so that I could answer them in a very self-indulgent way. I didn't originally number them, and it turns out I ended up with an odd number. Sorry to all Increments of Five enjoyers out there.

Who is always horny and will have sex, at any place and at any time?

Who slides their arm around the other’s waist?

Who tops and who bottoms?

Who acts tough but actually is really submissive?

Who is louder in bed?

Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the ER after it backfires?

Who likes to give the other hugs from behind followed by a kiss?

Who causes the tomfoolery and who has to try and stop the tomfoolery?

Who’s ready for marriage first?

Who wants kids first?

Who’s the first to break down because they’re going to be parents?

Which one has more insecurities? Over what?

Would they hate-fuck if they were mad at one another? If they had a falling out?

Which one stubbornly tries to pretend they aren’t sick?

Who initiates PDA the most in public?

Who is your OTP’s unofficial/official child?

Who pulls the other closer while sleeping?

Who likes to sit in the other’s lap?

Who still blushes when their partner compliments them?

Who asks the other’s father/father figure to marry their son/daughter?

Who sleeps on which side of the bed?

Who would be a lovey dovey drunk?

Who do they ask to be their bridesmaid(s)/best man/men?

Who distracts the driver by being a bit too provocative in the car?

Favorite canon moment of them?

Least favorite canon moment of them?

Which one fixes up the other one’s outfit in the morning (adjusting a tie, putting hair in the right spot, etc)?

What theme would their wedding be, if they were going to get married?

How do they emotionally support each other?

Who is older, and who makes the ‘older’ jokes?

Who would do the dangerous thing while the other person watches and panics?

It is summer by the lake side, their best friends own the lot beside them, what shenanigans do they pull?

How do their personalities compliment each other?

Who tells their partner to be careful before their partner goes and does something incredibly stupid?

Who is ready to throw hands for their partner?

Who is the one who gets really sappy when they are tired and who thinks it’s adorable?

When the person who doesn’t normally have nightmares, has a nightmare, how does the other comfort them?

What type of parents would they be?

Who initiates cuddling sessions?

Who would wrap the other in a blanket when the other one has a bad day?

Who would they tell first that they got engaged?

Who likes to kiss the other all over while the other can’t stop giggling?

How do they say ‘I love you’ without actually saying it? Ex “Have you drank any water today?”

Who falls asleep on their desk and who gently wakes them to bring them to bed?

Which one of them gets sick more often?

Who’s the messiest?

Who is the one who usually makes the first move?

Who likes to pick the other up?

Who is more likely to be the designated driver at a party?

Who is more likely to cling to the other while they sleep?

Who is more likely to be flirty with the other when they are drunk?

Who is more likely to plan a date?

Who is more likely to kill the house plants?

"Sex is what makes us human!"

No, that's just part of the limbic system. All vertebrates have that.

4.01 “lazarus rising” / 12.01 “keep calm and carry on”