Reidlesbian - Reidlesbian

therapist: reid have you been doing drugs again

reid: is love a drug

therapist: probably the most powerful drug there is

reid: good because I fuckin love heroin

"you better not be baby billy the puppet when i get there."

my rambunctious ass:

Me when Hannibal/Hannigram

i like that the clock being 7:05 implies that will started his appointment early

appointment times do NOT apply to hannibal's special little boy

Priest Hotch BUT he’s casually homophobic and the biggest closet case ever seen. He never left the south (is Virginia the south?) has his good ol’ country boy values instilled into him by his horrible father. That is until a case brings Spencer Reid with the BAU to his church and his life gets flipped upside down.

The BAU has to work with Hotch on the case and his casual homophobic remarks get under Spencer’s skin, but he’s used to homophobes. What he’s not used to is being so physically attracted to homophobes that he can’t think straight. Hotch is the sexiest man he’s ever seen. He hates him. He wants to fuck him. What happens when Hotch casually mentions his dad beat the gay demon out of him when he was a kid and Spencer realizes this guy is so far into the closet he’s in Narnia?

Internalized (and externalized too ig) homophobia, enemies to lovers, unresolved childhood trauma, angst, sinful sinful sex, and eventual happy ending 50k slow burn

He was in his 30s!!!! He shoulda been at the museum!!! (Clubs are too overstimulating for him!!!!!)

Reid: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Hotch: I wrote you a poem.

Reid, already crying: You did?

I love when boys are in love. Boys who are deeply fucked up and definitely not good for each other. Boys who, despite their age, can only be called boys. It’s in their eyes. Sad, hurt, broken, little boys. And all they want is each other. They don’t understand anything else. Who could deny them?