Hannibal: Llamas With Hats AU

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

if spencer reid is straight then why converse shoes . why peace signs and bad posture and sweater vests and limp wrist and skinny ties and caffeine addiction and mismatched socks and sexual tension with derek morgan . you can’t just do all that to a former gifted kid with mommy and daddy issues and then have the nerve to call him “straight” cbs answer for your crimes 

Anyway Hannibal has ruined my brain because why is that the only kind of love that would satisfy me now. Anything less intense and toxic seems so uninspired…

Like before dating wasn’t a prospect because I had no concept of love. Now dating isn’t a prospect bc I have an INSANE concept of love. Oops.

yall i cannot stop coming up with ideas for hannigram animatics to 2000s white girl anthems 😭😭

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

:D!!! ⭐️🧡💛⭐️

gideon was an icon and im devastated he was only in 2 seasons

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 7

more Hannibal + textposts :^)

Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars