santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney
if they'd met earlier in their careers. (inspired by that one edit of will in a patrol officer's uniform)
If they don't say "there will be a reckoning" are they even flirting?
fuck off it's not a collar it's to hide my decapitation scar. my head will literally fall off if you take it off it's not a sex thing. the decapitation was a sex thing though yeah.
Tell me Will, why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
He was in his 30s!!!! He shoulda been at the museum!!! (Clubs are too overstimulating for him!!!!!)
there should be more semi-maintained abandoned catholic churches for gay people to have weird violent blasphemous imbalanced-power-dynamic sex in
dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior
hannibal the cannibal: i am going to hannibal the cannibal you
tubi ad: the trolls are having a whimsical dance contest! insurance
who else wishes hannibal and will would have gone yaoi crazy together
if hannigram ever got married they say "till death do us apart" in their vows and then hannibal would giggle a little
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the real reason why we never saw the hypnosis sessions in detail.
[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along
I’m rewatching Criminal Minds, and I’m at the place where Hotch bates Chester into fight. And I’m fucking howling bc I all can remember is the meme, don’t know where it’s from, when Hotch goes ‘unfortunately for you, I’m not 5-ft tall, 100 lb girl,’ and Reid looks at him like you’re not but I fucking am
hold your boyfriend like the most precious bug