Telesphore Winterlich And Eisen Iyer Are So Deeply, Irrevocably In Love With Each Other And It Bleeds

telesphore winterlich and eisen iyer are so deeply, irrevocably in love with each other and it bleeds into every interaction they have but in the funniest most antagonistic ways possible

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1 month ago

Reshare as I just posted another beau piece today :^D

Did I Make The Tardigrade?!?? 🧬🐻‍❄️🧪

A landscape-oriented pencil illustration on a piece of somewhat-textured white mixed media paper. It is a science fiction-type piece; we are in what seems to be a science facility, and a pane of glass is fixed to the middle of the illustration. Behind the glass stands 'Beau', a plump, humanoid-looking character with swirled hair poking out from a tardigrade-like mask they are wearing. Beau is also wearing overalls adorned with many tardigrade 'mascot'-like motifs, like patches and buttons and such. The tardigrade is a direct parody of Mickey Mouse and his three-circle silhouette, LOL. Beau, from behind the glass, is waving with one of their SEVERAL hands at two scientists observing from the outside. The one on our the left – a heavyset middle-aged man in a labcoat, gloves and short hair – is looking into the scientific holding cell (where Beau is). He looks a bit worried and is clutching to a folder, which is covered in more messy tardigrade motifs (like it was sabotaged). The other scientist on our right – a middle-aged woman with a rounded, long nose, low-set glasses and in the same science garb – is looking out towards another scientist who is venturing off screen. She looks worried. The scientist venturing off screen is only visible by a close-up shoulder, and their gloved hand pointing towards the pane of glass (in which Beau stands). All scientists are sporting tardigrade items as well, like bobble headbands and mickey-mouse-like 'ears' (like you can buy in the parks). In one of Beau's other many hands (specifically their left), they are holding a tardigrade stuffed 'teddy bear' (which drags along the ground). In their one-of-several right hands, they are holding a rope..... which, on the other end, hangs an unfortunate employee who just happened to be wearing a tardigrade mascot costume, and was in the wrong place at the wrong time. All that's visible are their legs, with one goofy mascot shoe on, and the other having slipped off, showing a scrunched sock. They are assumed to be hanging by the neck, but you can't see it (as it's just out of view through the window pane). On the ground is the tardigrade mascot head, with what seems to be blood splayed all around the room, and also leaking from said head. More tardigade mascot merch is hung all over the walls (i.e. posters and clocks and banners and garland and such). The science facility room we are in (with the scientists, who are observing Beau) is covered in pipes, cracked cinderblocks (like you'd find in a school) and..... say it with me..... more tardigrade motifs. TARDIGRADES GALORE!!!!! Anyways the piece is quite eerie and despite it's goofy, parody-like nature, you do not wanna be in that observation/holding cell/room with Beau..... or subject #692026 (as the woman scientist's own folder says, in which she clutches between both her hands). The most important part of the illustration is this: right above the observation window, it says.... splayed out in what seems to be blood.... "DID I MAKE THE TARDIGRADE???!" We can assume Beau smeared this out in, again, blood. But not their own!!!!

Tardigrades are poisoning the theme park's water supply!!!!! Country BEAU Jamboree!!! Scientific intervention!!! Posted this to twittur dot com a little while ago; tis a pencil & paper illust I casually worked on these past few months. Usually illusts don't take me this long but would only chip away on it while I wasn't home (i.e. at coffeeshop & library). Character in the dead-center is my little freak Beau. They love the theme park's tardigrade mascot. Perhaps a little too much


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11 months ago

dieter my little Shitty Meow Meow. he spent 2,000,000 marks to watch someone die live on stream

Why do people think Victorian orphans were like the peak of sheltered pure innocence
"Imagine feeding mountain dew to a Victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior OSHA violator at the accident factory
"Imagine showing a Victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring I wanna watch public executions"

Transcript of audio file below the cut

DIETER: Yeah, excuse me- what did you call this? "V-tubing?" Wh- what is that, "v-tubing"? What's the V stand for? Valorian? Valorian tubing? This is boring! I wanna go watch a public execution. What are all those icons popping up? Ooh, can you submit a donation request? Oh. Cool. 'Kay, one second.

SOUND: Keyboard clacking.

DIETER: Cool. I just asked if somebody could kill him live on stream. Why did I just get a pop-up that I'm banned?? You can't do that?? You can't ask that?? THIS CENTURY IS SO STUPID! OH MY GOD, PLEASE, I HATE LIVE STREAMS! ...Wait, do you think anywhere live streams public executions?


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2 years ago
Joyeux 14 Juillet ! Look Who I Found…..
Joyeux 14 Juillet ! Look Who I Found…..
Joyeux 14 Juillet ! Look Who I Found…..
Joyeux 14 Juillet ! Look Who I Found…..
Joyeux 14 Juillet ! Look Who I Found…..
Joyeux 14 Juillet ! Look Who I Found…..
Joyeux 14 Juillet ! Look Who I Found…..
Joyeux 14 Juillet ! Look Who I Found…..

Joyeux 14 juillet ! Look who I found…..

11 months ago

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9 months ago

Zuwie Muzing No.1

Heard a woman in the pre-work coffeeshop visit today quietly say "Ive been doing ghostwriting for my daughter" mid conversation. Oh lady you are a ghostwriter no more. I heard that. I now know your family secret


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9 months ago

Are they called kidney beans because theyre shaped like a kidney. Google search says yes. Thats awesome. Who was the first person to see a real kidney and think "You know what. We should name this bean that"


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2 years ago
Tryna Draw Lesley💀

Tryna draw Lesley💀

7 months ago
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reignoftiramizu - 🃏 ZUWIE LEFOU! :^D 🍫
🃏 ZUWIE LEFOU! :^D 🍫

Tis ZUWIE! | They/He/It | 23www.reignoftiramizu.comIllustrator | Voice Actor | Musician | Writer | Jester🏳️‍⚧️👹🏳️‍🌈Purveyor of mildly-irritating curses.And my organs are made of fondant!!!! 😁🍫

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