Fireworks

Have fun with your AI girlfriend

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@thekid2

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This photo of my wife is one of my favorite screensavers, especially when you can see her smile. I needed a new screen cover for my phone so I went into a Verizon store and before going in I used this photo for my screensaver. I told the guy what I wanted and I asked if he could put the cover on for me. Of course he said yes, so I handed him my phone. He lays it down on the counter in between me and him. He grabs an alcohol wipe and as soon as he touches the screen, there’s my wife smiling face in her sheer blouse with her nipples showing. He doesn’t say a word he continues to wipe the screen clean , he may have wiped a little longer than normal. Then he gets a new screen cover ready and slowly sticks it to my phone the whole time I’m watching as he’s staring at my wife’s tits on my phone. He doesn’t say a word. I thank him before leaving And he asked if there’s anything else he can do for me? My reply “Not today, you’ve done more than enough for me and you’ve been a HUGE help. I hope you have a Great rest of your day.”