"are you okay?" no I got way too attached to a fictional character and now they're dead
others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”
me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
others: “what?!”
me:
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Potato let the fish be bountiful
Gold star stickers all over your tits for every load of cum I leave inside you
family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”
me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:
Why do I not have how to train your dragon downloaded on my phone to watch at will?
On the way to my FIRST day at my big girl job at a hospital and my mother is UP MY ASS ALREADY- like I’m not about to vomit from the anxiety😭 this feels like the beginning of a wattpad fiction and I-
Trying not to wail with a sleeping friend in the room watching Mugen Train-
*Header credit: Shen*My standard is fictional people that vary from the perfect one to men I’d want a restraining order against and in jail irl (✿╹◡╹) 20
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