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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
Come to think of it Tommy could have add or adhd
i wouldn’t be surprised if he did! he does seem to have that sort of vibe to him. his hyperactive nature, the way he can’t stay focused on one task before shuttling to the next, unless it’s music. his hyper fixations on bonsai trees and cars. even the way talks just makes me think “man he’s gotta have adhd!” if he does have it that would explain a lot about him.
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this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it
HIS EYES ARE GLOWING. HOW???
motley crue at the roxy in hollywood 1986… i wonder if there’s video footage
@cultfriends poster concept doodle!!
someone on the news claiming that "adhd is fashionable" meanwhile people are still dicks if you forget things easily, need people to give clear instructions, ask someone to repeat themselves, or can't sit still for longer than half an hour at a time. this is like saying "ocd is fashionable" because people like to say they're "a little ocd" when they like things organised
If you're grown and vent at children you're fucked up
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If you're grown and vent at children you're fucked up
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If you're grown up and vent at children then bitch what's your fucking problem
If you're grown up and vent at children you're fucked up
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if you're posting a whole fanfiction to tumblr you've got to put it under a readmore boss
willoughby tucker and ethel cain ♡
Good gods... I don't think I know enough people for this... SEVEN LETTERS. I most certainly do not know seven people.
R • Rotten Apple - Alice In Chains
E • European Son - Nico & The Velvet Underground
N • Nightmare - Merciful Fate
T • Thatoricha - Ethel Cain
H • Housofapsychoticwomn
E • Easy Lover - Philip Bailey
R • Ramble On - Led Zeppelin
A • Anarchy - KFDM
I • Independance Day - Ethel Cain
N • Nutshell - Alice In Chains
B • Bastard - Motley Crue
R • Rock! Rock! (Till You Drop) - Def Leppard
I • In The Beginning - Motley Crue
N • Nighwitches - Sabaton (this one is from my long gone lover)
G • Gold Cross - Ethel Cain
E • Encore un matin - Jean-Jacques Goldman
R • Raspberry Beret - Prince
@liminal-pr0xy @broidobe @satorusixx
tagged by @helliswaiting ahh thank you 🫶
rules: pick a song for every letter of your URL and tag that many people
T-Taroko- August Greenwood
A-Anpanman- bts
K-Keelhauled- Alestorm
O-Oliolioxinfree- Sworn In
C- Cha Cha Cha- Käärijä
A-Arcadia- Lucifer
F-Fake It- Seether
E-Eyes Sewn Shut- Suicide Silence
Tags: @yanderepuck @wekillandwetake @otomedad @anakinfruit @floydsteeth @tangsweet @vivi-ships @lokis-laugh
Steve gives up and goes to law school — just like his dad always wanted. But not out of obedience. Oh no. He does it out of pure, unfiltered spite. The kind of spite that whispers: "I’m gonna dismantle your entire shady-ass business empire, old man. From the inside. With the kind of legal knowledge no overpriced firm ever managed to use against you. And guess what? I’ve got dirt."
It’s that unhinged desire for petty revenge that somehow turns Steve into a genuinely good lawyer. Like, worryingly good. Turns out, it’s easy to learn when you don’t take any of it too seriously — and your internal monologue is just a running track of “let’s see what happens if I win.”
Halfway through law school, he meets Eddie Munson. Accused of crimes in one state. Hiding out in another. A rising rockstar. A chaos gremlin. A walking lawsuit. And unfortunately, Steve’s new client — because Steve just had to sign up for that unpaid “public defender internship.”
The rest is legal hellfire, leather jackets, and questionable decision-making.
Oh, and falling in love. Probably. Maybe.
(Definitely.)
Half of this is from @purplepri? I had this idea before but I wrote it down after liking a post about Steve in business school so…
Writing characters who grew up Christian (Catholic, Southern Baptist) when you yourself was raised Atheist is... a daunting task honestly.
I am now consulting Crash Course.
‘Grew up hard, fell off harder’
Wrong Number AU where Eddie gets a new number and then starts receiving text messages from the most depressed person still alive.
At first, he ignored them.
It’s pretty obvious that this guy thinks he’s texting a dead friend or dad or someone. Eddie’s not going to take that away from someone clearly grieving, but then the texts get concerning.
He shoots a text back. After the initial ‘WHAT THE FUCK???’ and Eddie explaining the concept of companies reusing phone numbers, they talk. Eddie tells him to text him anytime he’s feeling low.
They talk almost everyday.
Eddie’s mystery texted won’t tell him his real name. He says he likes the anonymity of it and something about the government, but Eddie wishes he’d change his mind.
Sometimes Sad Boy will text him in the middle of a depression spiral and the conversation with tapper off without any good resolution. Eddie spends half the night worried to death only to receive a text the following morning like ‘ALL GOOD. FELL ASLEEP.’
He wants to respect Sad Boy’s wishes but he also wants to find him. And then he does find him, completely on accident.
He is following his newest Hellfire member into a store so he can get money off his brother. Eddie is honestly not paying much attention to who Dustin is talking to, shooting a text off to Sad Boy about strangling the youth.
He hits send and hears a ding immediately.
He looks up to find Steve Harrington pulling his phone out of his pocket. He shoots a text back and Eddie’s phone vibrates a laughing emoji.
Oh no.
On today’s national holiday, Eddie banging out the tunes?
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I love the secret relationship fics where people find out Steve and Eddie have already been dating preseason 4. The “Wayne and Eddie are Steve’s emergency contact” is gold.
I mean Wayne does like to take in strays.
“Your parents mistreat you? Now your new home is my trailer.”
It’s a like a child kidnapping, but with willing almost adults whose parents don’t care for them.
I fuck with EMT Steve. It’s the perfect job for him. He’s used to dealing with out of control patients and high pressure situations. Just give that man training and send him on his way.
Bonus points if Eddie becomes a nurse after being ripped to shreds as he really owes his life to the nurses that kept his heart beating.
I'm watching Bridgerton for the first time and all I have to say is this shit is fucking comedy gold:
"Ladies! And... more ladies!"
turns
"They've taken to hunting in packs"
[S3, EP2]
Listen, I know it's highly frowned upon now but.
Eddie would definitely smoke a cigarette in the car while his kid was in the backseat. Steve doesn't stop him because he's busy sucking down his own cig
Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken
@/mothercain. twitter, 9 sept 2021.
i love whump so much when i find someone hot the direct response is to imagine them bleeding out on the floor
been feeling exactly this way ever since I was 7 and had no idea what whump was tbh