ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER SKIPPED CHAPTER BUT I PROMISE I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YALL SOMEDAY
Natasha Romanoff: *walking into chaos*
Clint Barton: “-I told you she was uncontrollable! She's been doing this ALL night!”
Bruce Banner: *arguing with a cat* “Sit. Sit. Stop. Don't climb on that, that's your mother’s new curtain. She will kill you if you wreck it! She will kill you and then come for my head- Liho. Liho!”
Clint Barton: *catching the falling table* “And now she's got styrofoam.”
Bruce Banner: *diving* “Drop it, Liho!”
Tony Stark: “I got her blocked on this end- Come here, Liho! Come to Uncle!”
Steve Rogers: *lifting milkbones* “I found the treats! Come here, Liho!”
Clint Barton: “Why aren't you a dog, Liho?!”
Liho: *whips out the claws* *hissing*
Natasha Romanoff: *laughing*
rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better. thank you for the tag @broadwayfan92 !
• Favorite color: (looks at all my blue clothes and bags) …. Green
• Currently reading: none, last read “the numbers that define me (don’t apply to you)” on ao3 by bestie BubbleTeaLife
• Last song: "Somebody to Someone" by BANNERS
• Last movie: no clue, haven’t watched any movies in a while
• Last series: the Chicago franchise
• Sweet, Savory or Spicy: depends on the day
• Craving: chocolate or some sort of dry milk food
• Tea or coffee: tea? but I like both
• Currently working on: way too many WIPs for comfort. I have a ridiculous amount of them, ideas to start, and deadlines to catch.
tagging victims: @bubbletealife @antixious @sleepyricee @sugarcoatedmangoes @yahabadabado @kings-highway @vvalllerie @the-coffee-fandom @citrusducky
no pressure tags! I haven’t even talked to one of you ever (unless you count one reblog from my sideblog) and I haven’t talked to most of the rest of yall in ages lol.
have a nice day, moots!
I belong at Karasuno because I’m a crow not bc I can fly but bc I love shiny stuff and I will befriend you if you feed me (and I’ll feed you back!!)
finished
Haikyuu boy headcanons: “moving out” edition
Hinata— surprisingly self sufficient. Cooks and cleans as easy as if it were breathing. Once he gets a schedule up, he’s on fire and no one can stop him. Is usually the host for smaller gatherings with his friends.
Kageyama— cannot cook to save his life. Calls Suga for help the first night in realizing he’s got no food and unfortunately Suga can’t cook either so he brings Daichi along, and Kageyama spends his first night with his friends. Hinata pouts when he finds out there was a party and he wasn’t invited.
Daichi— moves out the first chance he gets and into an apartment close to his university with Suga and starts up this roommates to lovers sort of deal. Cooks like nobody’s business. Sucks at laundry. First time he tried, he made all of his and Suga’s white shirts pink.
Suga— loves cooking. Everyone else does not love Suga cooking. Calls Daichi his “saviour” for knowing how to follow a recipe. Otherwise, he’s pretty eager to move out of his parents’ house and house hunted with Daichi for months before they settled on this one.
Oikawa— didn’t want to move out but was convinced once Iwaizumi told him that technically his parents couldn’t limit his volleyball hours anymore (a scam, since it was Iwaizumi limiting his volleyball hours now). Cleans to self soothe and gets scolded for it. Only knows how to operate a rice cooker.
Iwaizumi— didn’t necessarily want to move out but decided that he had to because he was an adult now and should experience new things anyway. Moved in with Oikawa specifically to monitor his behaviour and make sure he didn’t overwork himself or die of starvation. Totally not because they were best friends.
Ushijima— was already half moved out because of the Shiratorizawa dorms, so his own apartment seemed the natural next step. His family got him one and told him that once he gets stable footing, he’d be paying them back. Hosts gatherings at his place because it’s big enough but he’s not really the host. Usually it’s either Tendou or Semi.
Tendou— asked Ushijima whether he wanted to live together once they graduated when they started second year, but didn’t expect him to remember and go through with it. Bakes at disgusting hours in the morning. Sleeps during the day. Doesn’t do laundry.
Semi— lives alone in a studio apartment paid for by his dad. Self sufficient enough to survive but spends 90% of his time at Ushijima and Tendou’s place anyway. Eats their food. Though he does disappear into hyperfixation phases where he doesn’t emerge from his apartment for days at a time because he’s writing songs.
Kita— doesn’t move out of his house… ever. Lives at home for uni, lives at home when he works because his work is at home. Cooks and cleans on the daily schedule he made when he was ten years old and Does Not Deviate. Goes out once a week with his grandma for groceries.
Atsumu— cries when Osamu says he’s moving before realizing that he would be moving because of volleyball anyway. Takes surprisingly good care of himself because he “has to be at his best to do his best”. Frequents Onigiri Miya and crashes on Osamu’s couch three days out of the week.
Osamu— lives above the first Onigiri Miya location and obviously cooks for himself and Atsumu. Makes Atsumu do his laundry in exchange for free food. Calls their mother once a week and sends Suna embarrassing photos of Atsumu while he’s asleep.
Kuroo— moves out for college into a dorm for his freshman year but into an apartment with Kenma once Kenma graduates. Calls himself the house husband even though Kenma’s the one sitting at home all day and juggles his chemistry homework with making sure his best friend doesn’t starve.
Kenma— did not want to move out at first but once his company expanded he realized he needed his own space. Went house hunting with Suga after Suga’s HGTV phase and ended up picking the first one they went to. Forgets to eat so Kuroo makes him finish dinner before he gets to go back to work.
Bokuto— moves into MSBY dorms when he gets signed. Gets mopey within the week. Goes back to Tokyo to visit Akaashi whenever he gets the chance and does this so often that Akaashi’s parents just gave him a key and told him to go nuts.
Akaashi— lives at home during college but moves in with Bokuto once he graduates. Does majority of the disaster management in the house and persuades Bokuto not to try making soufflé at 2am. He doesn’t do any of the cooking and cleaning because Bokuto says that he’s busy enough and “needs to practice for when Agaashee becomes a famous busy author”.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH— *dies*
*banging my pots and pans* COMEREEEEE. SEMISHIRA FIC JUST GOT POSTEDDDDD. TIME FOR DIN DIN EVERYONE.
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
@the-coffee-fandom if you are interested at all
First chapter of a new little fic is up. Regular person AU? I guess? Philinda and philindaisy stuffs. Later on also dousy.
main blog for @aishi-t and @cuttycrumbingPrompts for @tendousatori-week are now up!
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