Happy Belated Birthday Aran!! The Goat Of Goats

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Okay while trying to write up an answer for an entirely unrelated ask, I was suddenly slamdunked by the mental image of Daichi and Kenma becoming really close friends and like hanging out to play video games together and both of them, to each other, are like "yes we are hanging out as proxy friends because we are both much closer to kuroo" but they don't realize they've started hanging out alone and have become good friends (i actually do think they'd get along well) but Kuroo sure has noticed and he's feeling an absolutely unparalleled level of jealousy about it that he simply cannot identify the cause of.

Yaku: so you're jealous that your crush is spending more time with your closest friend than you?

Kuroo: yes

Yaku: great. And which one is which?

Kuroo: *distressed cat noises*

BNAU #3

Nat is injuried while she and Bruce are taking a trip. Nat sinks into a coma from her intensive injuries, and Bruce finds out that the attackers only attacked her because they couldn't hurt him.

So he's in the Waiting Room, contemplating something, when a doctor comes out and tells Bruce about Nat's condition. At the end, the doctor asks Bruce, "Should we be expecting you?"

Bruce: "What do you mean?"

And the doctor smiles sadly, "You're an Avenger. It's in the name. Besides, I have the feeling she's someone you love and when someone you love gets injured like that..." and the two of them fall silent.

So Bruce finds Yelena, tells her about Nat, and she agrees to help him. Two weeks later, no change in Nat but Bruce looks like a new man.

He systematically finds and takes down the people that attacked them, and then the organization that sent them. He left a trail behind him but he didn't really care.

The criminal underworld called him a psychopath. Others called him a vigilante. Even others just didn't say anything at all, fearing he'd hear.

In the end, when the organization was gone and they were buried, Bruce came back. Nat was awake, he had been told, and had been asking for him. He returns and she asks him, "What have you been doing?"

And Bruce just breaks. His armour, the one that had shielded him from the actuality of killing had broken and he just poured it out. Every hunt, every chase, every conclusion.

He doesn't know if she'd forgive him , or if she was angry, if she felt anything at all.

And then he feels her running her fingers through his hair and her, just her, right beside him, and he knows.

This can't ever be the same. They can't ever go back to the way it was before. He has made a name for himself, and others will come for him. It was a decision he made, he knew the price, and he was willing to pay it.

When Nat falls alseep, he writes her a note: I love you’s and I'm sorry's peppered the page until he signed his name. He places it on the bedstand, kisses her forehead and smiles, meloncholy in the lamplight.

And then he leaves.

He runs, and he runs without her.

"It is for the best.”

He says that, repeats it every time he doubts.

It is not. But it is done.

Semi: hey, I’m curious, what did you get on the entrance exam?

Tendou: what did I get? Uhh… I think is was the lowest passing score

Semi: really?

Tendou: I think yeah? Not entirely sure

Semi: how’d you study for it?

Tendou: bold of you to assume I studied

Semi: ….what?

Tendou: i didn’t study at all for the entrance exam

Semi: THEN HOW DID YOU GET A PASSING SCORE?

Tendou: easy, I guessed

Semi: THATS IT!?

Tendou; intuition comes in handy when it’s a multiple choice test

Semi: and the stuff that wasn’t multiple choice?

Tendou: common sense

Semi: unbelievable— Ushiwaka are you hearing this?

Ushijima: yes, very proud of you Satori

Semi: YOUR NOT HELPING!

Another Dousy!!

A DAY LATE AND SHORTER THAN USUAL BUT HERE THE BABY HAS BEEN UPDATED

( @daisy-may98, @sunny-poe)

Quick fic of Phil and May shenanigans

You’re awesome and fantastic and you deserve to have good things happen to you.

In case nobody has told you that yet today, consider this your official reminder.

Ched: “I didn’t want you to tell Bruce about my firing!”

Rebecca: “I didn’t tell him!”

Ched: “Well then who did?!”

Bruce: “Nat heard you whining, she was hiding out the garage!”

Natasha: “…I wasn’t hiding! I was checking the oil.”

Rebecca: “I hope you’re happy Ched! You’ve done this yourself. Now EVERYBODY knows. Are you happy now?!”

Yelena: *sipping her beer* “I’m getting happy!”

Kodzuken bakes an apple pie (ft. the GOAT fukunaga) 🍎

streamer kenma and 2nd yr nekoma friendship was stuck in my head…i still think its funny that kenma is famous hehe (warning: i dont watch streamers (just vods) so the layout might not be accurate TAT)

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THOR LOVE AND THUNDER