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More Than Words

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More Than Words

After over two years of dating, Daisy is a little excited to move on to the next step. HYDRA steps in as the ultimate j...

HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

@the-coffee-fandom if you are interested at all

First chapter of a new little fic is up. Regular person AU? I guess? Philinda and philindaisy stuffs. Later on also dousy.

It’s not a hot take B&B shit tastes terrible

OKAY WELL HAVE YOU EVER HAD THOSE ROSEWATER SCENTED ONES THOSE ARE AWESOME MAN YOU CANT DENY THAT

Hot take:

Sharpies taste better then Crayola markers

Other WIPs include demi et demi, Galaxies in the Pond, the Nikiforov Fallacy, whatever I'm writing for the kagehina exchange, and any other ongoing fics I have going on.

I'm like. Going to die. Send help. Please.

@vvalllerie WE MATCH

Tagging victims: @antixious @sleepyricee @bubbletealife @citrusducky @the-coffee-fandom @yahabadabado

what color is your aura?

no pressure tags: @thekinslayed @connorsui @sarahsangelicdoll @rafeysbangs @angelspitxx @wicked-barbie @deadonyouraccount @rafescorpsebride

hows your day going so far!

I uh. I woke up thirty minutes ago. It’s been fine. I’m honestly really hungry and I kinda have a stomachache and I should’ve gotten out of bed… seven minutes ago. So.

Anyways lol hru?

Same vibes

An actual reenactment of me using an American Gas station:

Me, pumping gas:

Gas station, switching from English to Spanish.

Me, seeing the English disappear and reflexively expecting it to be French:

Me, proceeding to try and read Spanish as French:

Me, thinking I'm having a stroke:

Justin Bieber's "Baby", playing from the radio:

Begging for a young Phil and May Academy fic like I’m not currently writing one

Clark Gregg in Law & Order's "Life Choices" (1991)

I think I’m cursed

I dont think Iwaoi was "love at first sight" per se, but I do think Iwaizumi met Oikawa, and within a few days realized he would, eventually, fall in love with him.

I think when they reached middle school, Iwaizumi sat down beside Oikawa in their class on the first day and looked at him, and really looked, and thought: yeah. He's gonna get me one day.

And when Oikawa has his first middle school girlfriend, Iwaizumi isn't jealous at all. No crush, no secret love, he couldnt care less. But he thinks: shit. If I fall in love with him now, it's going to hurt.

But he doesnt. And they continue to grow up together. And people tease him, ask him if he thinks any girls are cute or if he's ever going to get a girlfriend and he plays it off as gross and says no because actually, im going to fall in love with Oikawa, sounds a little weird.

And the longer it takes the more confused Iwaizumi gets. Like he knows, one day, he's going to feel it. He knows it'll happen as sure as he knows which direction the sun rises, but he's also happy just being his best friend.

And then one day, finally, one day, at the beginning of their third year, Oikawa laughs and leans in a little too close as he's teasing him, and Iwaizumi's heart does a heavy thump in his chest and he just goes.

Ah. There it is. I was waiting for you.

And so there, in that exact moment, when his heart had finally caught up with what his soul had known on the spot, he asks if Oikawa has any plans that evening, and asks him out.

And Oikawa has the audacity to be surprised.