Also Nagito Was There For Some Reason

Also nagito was there for some reason

I'VE JUST HAD A DREAM ABOUT A ROMANCE LIGHT NOVEL AND GOT SO FREAKING MAD. WHY DID THE AUTHOR WROTE IT LIKE THAT??? I KNOW IT WAS MY MIND BUT STILLL. BRO, SHE DID *EVERYTHING* FOR YOU AND YOU STILL CHOSE THE WRONG GIRL. GIRL FR SURVIVED MEDIEVAL TORTURE METHODS JUST TO SEE HIM AGAIN AND SHE WAS SO PRETTY WITH PINK HAIR BUT NOOO HE HAD TO CHOOSE THE BORING BRUNETTE. IK THAT THE OTHER GIRL WAS LIKE, IN THE COVER OF THE NOVEL AND WHATEVER BUT THEN WHYY DID THE AUTHOR MADE US THE READERS SEE THE WHOLE ARC OF THE GIRL TRYING TO SURVIVE FOR HIM??? AND YOU WANNA KNOW THE "REASON" WHY HE CHOOSED THE BRUNETTE??? HE SAID SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HE DIDN'T THINK WAS ONLY FOR SEX. THE PINK GIRL GOT SO MAD AND WITH REASON. AND THEEENNNN THE AUTHOR EVEN TRIED TO GIVE HER A COOL GUY, HE HAD PINK LONG HAIR AND A BEARD BUT THE GIRL MOTHER HAD TO RUIN *EVERYTHING* IN THE END YOU JUST SEE THE GIRL IN A SHIP WITH SOME GUYS TRYING TO DO THINGS TO HER BUT GETTING SCARED CUZ A FUCKING BABY HAND FALLS OF HER SLEEVE. BEFORE GETTING SENT TO THE SHIP THE LAST THING SHE TRIED TO DO WAS A LOGE SPELL, SHE TOOK THE BABYS HAND OFF AND PUT IT ON A LAKE BEFORE DROWNING HIM(the baby). BUT THE GUY SAW IT AND SENT HER TO THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIPPPP AAAARRRGHHH I'M SO MAD

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You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

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I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

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Some Recent Sketches! Messy Asf But It's Something

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I respect those who have essay long rambles on why certain characters should be together, but for me?

If you cute to see, then me like.

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It's The Month Of October And Moominvalley Is About The Celebrate Its Mask Festival. Still New To To
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It's the month of October and Moominvalley is about the celebrate its Mask Festival. Still new to to the larger community of Moominvalley (and by extension, uniformed of the festival until too late), the extended Moomin family are given little time for preparation, so the kids look to the traveling mask salesman to help things along. A particular mask catches the attention of Sniff, although the Salesman doesn't seem willing to part ways with it for mysterious reasons.

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What Is Bro Doing

what is bro doing

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any pronouns ig | I'll probably post about Tokyo debunkers, moomins and pokémon(maybe a little about good omens too)

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