Intro Post

makes sense

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist.”

— Oscar Wilde

nope

I need more fics about Jason Grace pining his dramatic little heart out STAT! I'll write them myself if I have to, but Jason deserves to stare out the window with his chin in his hand and sigh dramatically while he thinks about Leo. More importantly I deserve it.

very accurate

I honestly think that “the gods are real, and they have kids, and those kids have ISSUES” is still the best description of the Riordanverse I’ve heard to-date.

When did you get a concussion

Hi guys! @frank-zhang-praetor tell them what you did

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

damn @childofthewargod

List of “tall versus short” prompts

“Just because you’re taller than me doesn’t mean you can step all over me!” “Buddy, you’ve just made it worse for yourself.”

“How’s the weather up there?” “Better than down there for sure.” 

“Your temper is short as you are.” “How about you go fuck yourself?” “You’ve just proven my point, short thing.”

“You stupid daddy long leg.” “At least I’m daddy, unlike someone.” “…Oh God, please do not associate with me ever again and get the fuck away from me this instant—”

“I could show you the world, if you’d just give me a chance.” “Yeah, like what in the world, exactly?” “Like the top of the fridge—”

“I just wanna know how it feels to be shorter than those school kids at your old age.” “Well, how does it feel to be tall and look old at your young age?”

“Your age doesn’t fit your height.”

“I guess the taller you are, the clumsier you are… Which you’ve proven to be true, time and time again.”

“Stop taking up the resources this earth has to offer, you goofy ass giraffe.”

“For someone with that height, you sure don’t have the grace they should be possessing.”

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Children of Demeter with iridescent eyes (think of like a bubble but 10x more rainbow in light)

Children of Apollo having yellowish eyes in the sunlight

Children of Hermes who's pupils expand when they see something enjoyable to them

Children of Aphrodite with heart pupils

Children of Zeus with glowing streaks in their eyes

Children of Poseidon with the ripples of water in their irises

Children of Hades with smokey eyes that make them look glazed over

Children of Athena with scriptures in their irises

Children of Hephaestus with metallic eyes (Leo's appear more orange)

Children of Ares with fiery eyes, whether it be indiciative of them, their dad, or both.

Children (and followers) of Hecate with sigils and runes in their pupils

Hunters of Artemis are like the Apollo kids, but with silver tinting and the moonlight. Grows in intensity during a hunt.

Head counselors (or Centurions), within a week of getting sworn in, begin to have eyes like their godly parent's sacred animal.

The funniest part about this is that this means 2/3 members of the Triumvirate are getting their ass blinded while Caligula is probably looking into Medea's eyes all confusedly.

Percy has fish eyes, btw.

im telling this to Percy like it's a good fucking idea

Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

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