@annabeth-w1se-g1rl Your Boyfriend Is In The 5th Cohort Building Practically Making Out With His Sword

Leo!!!

Leo: Dang it I forgot Frank: Who forgets to disarm a bomb that could potentially destroy an entire city?! Leo: That's a stupid question, Frank. Obviously the answer is me

Hi

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

very accurate

I honestly think that “the gods are real, and they have kids, and those kids have ISSUES” is still the best description of the Riordanverse I’ve heard to-date.

Percy you can read latitude and longitude lines

Percy: so let me just get this clear, Leo speaks three languages, he's super tech savvy, and he's in AP meth classes.

Leo: pretty much, yeah.

Percy: and Solace over here is like number one professional doctor with years of training and actual practice.

Will: I'm kinda cheating with the magic, but I read the books to make sure.

Percy: meanwhile Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank were/are a teenage war general. That must had required something.

Reyna, jason, Hazel and Frank: way too much leadership skills.

Percy: Calipso can make clothes from scratch, and how to grow her own food.

Calipso: I do.

Percy: Nico knows like six languages. And had years of playing video games.

Nico: I know Italian, Latin, Greek, English, and a little bit of French, so like, four and a half.

Percy: Annabeth gained architectural experience when she designed the fucking Olympus.

Annabeth: that was awesome.

Percy: Piper have a famous father, and she speaks French.

Piper: I don't like to talk about it.

Percy: all of you people are actually useful in the mortal world. I am wanted for arson.

damn @childofthewargod

List of “tall versus short” prompts

“Just because you’re taller than me doesn’t mean you can step all over me!” “Buddy, you’ve just made it worse for yourself.”

“How’s the weather up there?” “Better than down there for sure.” 

“Your temper is short as you are.” “How about you go fuck yourself?” “You’ve just proven my point, short thing.”

“You stupid daddy long leg.” “At least I’m daddy, unlike someone.” “…Oh God, please do not associate with me ever again and get the fuck away from me this instant—”

“I could show you the world, if you’d just give me a chance.” “Yeah, like what in the world, exactly?” “Like the top of the fridge—”

“I just wanna know how it feels to be shorter than those school kids at your old age.” “Well, how does it feel to be tall and look old at your young age?”

“Your age doesn’t fit your height.”

“I guess the taller you are, the clumsier you are… Which you’ve proven to be true, time and time again.”

“Stop taking up the resources this earth has to offer, you goofy ass giraffe.”

“For someone with that height, you sure don’t have the grace they should be possessing.”

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you had to make a joke didn’t you🙄

Also Percy be happy or whatever

ok let me just get to the point

you are jason’s best friend

annabeth adores you

leo thinks your awesome

you were there for hazel and frank and they love you for it

piper would love to cause mayhem with you

they love you

it’s time to love yourself

(He nods slowly) "okay- okay, thanks for this. Really."

Since I went nuts with this on Discord, let's get groovy!! :3

Children of Demeter with iridescent eyes (think of like a bubble but 10x more rainbow in light)

Children of Apollo having yellowish eyes in the sunlight

Children of Hermes who's pupils expand when they see something enjoyable to them

Children of Aphrodite with heart pupils

Children of Zeus with glowing streaks in their eyes

Children of Poseidon with the ripples of water in their irises

Children of Hades with smokey eyes that make them look glazed over

Children of Athena with scriptures in their irises

Children of Hephaestus with metallic eyes (Leo's appear more orange)

Children of Ares with fiery eyes, whether it be indiciative of them, their dad, or both.

Children (and followers) of Hecate with sigils and runes in their pupils

Hunters of Artemis are like the Apollo kids, but with silver tinting and the moonlight. Grows in intensity during a hunt.

Head counselors (or Centurions), within a week of getting sworn in, begin to have eyes like their godly parent's sacred animal.

The funniest part about this is that this means 2/3 members of the Triumvirate are getting their ass blinded while Caligula is probably looking into Medea's eyes all confusedly.

Percy has fish eyes, btw.

you can't bribe me with pizza

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

Y’all need therapists

@halojones06 how do I not scare you

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme