Nico Dragged Me, Hazel And Will There Last Week...Ive Decided It..the Camps Are Getting A Fucking Therapist

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

you had to make a joke didn’t you🙄

Also Percy be happy or whatever

ok let me just get to the point

you are jason’s best friend

annabeth adores you

leo thinks your awesome

you were there for hazel and frank and they love you for it

piper would love to cause mayhem with you

they love you

it’s time to love yourself

(He nods slowly) "okay- okay, thanks for this. Really."

No seriously the other day she came over to visit me and Thalia at the hunt and trained with us .....I'm genuinely surprised she's not in the military....then again Camp Jupiter and Camp Half Blood are basically the military

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

I’ve broken out of prison to many times to count so good choice

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Leo!!!

Leo: Dang it I forgot Frank: Who forgets to disarm a bomb that could potentially destroy an entire city?! Leo: That's a stupid question, Frank. Obviously the answer is me

yeah you really can’t also thanks @that-dam-daughter-of-poseidon

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

peak group project anytime choices

never really noticed before how TWELVE percy’s quest companion choices are. its his best friend and that one bossy girl that seems to know whats going on. peak group project in middle school choices

Percy you can read latitude and longitude lines

Percy: so let me just get this clear, Leo speaks three languages, he's super tech savvy, and he's in AP meth classes.

Leo: pretty much, yeah.

Percy: and Solace over here is like number one professional doctor with years of training and actual practice.

Will: I'm kinda cheating with the magic, but I read the books to make sure.

Percy: meanwhile Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank were/are a teenage war general. That must had required something.

Reyna, jason, Hazel and Frank: way too much leadership skills.

Percy: Calipso can make clothes from scratch, and how to grow her own food.

Calipso: I do.

Percy: Nico knows like six languages. And had years of playing video games.

Nico: I know Italian, Latin, Greek, English, and a little bit of French, so like, four and a half.

Percy: Annabeth gained architectural experience when she designed the fucking Olympus.

Annabeth: that was awesome.

Percy: Piper have a famous father, and she speaks French.

Piper: I don't like to talk about it.

Percy: all of you people are actually useful in the mortal world. I am wanted for arson.

does anyone ever just have the urge do brutally murder someone????

When did you get a concussion