I Think We Owe An Apology To The Americans, Looks Like At Least Some Of The Issues With Their Healthcare

Who else up at 12 am thinking about that damn episode two years later and the implications of it all

Nah, NAAAAHHHHHH, this crow- this fucking crow- Okay here's the start of the fuckin obsession he has with Missa-- DUDE I swear every time they reunite, EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY REUNITE after fucking how many months of being separated, they get more and more obsessed with each other. THERE IS NO FUCKING FILTER BRO! LIKE THERE LEGIT IS JUST NO FILTER.

One minute Phil is waiting for the event to start, the next he just goes;

Philza 'I am OBSESSED with my husband' Minecraft: "Yeah Missa's innit a well. If I see Missa should I roleplay that we like woke up from the island? *proceeds to wheeze the air our his lungs* Missa's gonna be like; 'oh for fucks sake, I thought were done with that roleplay man fuck' Pfft- I'm just gonna be there like; 'MISSA WHERE'S OUR KIDS!?'"

And then just laughs his ass out like he didnt just commit gayism on the spot- EXCUSE YOU SIR BUT MISSA IS JUST AS FUCKING READY TO GET DOWN. He is just as fucking ready to go fuck all with this crow man- lemme tell you why! During on Missa's stream, there are 3 ICONIC moments that has made headlines from the chat and discord.

1.] The second Missa recognized Phil, he BEELINED towards him, CRIED, SOBBED, SCREAMED HIS NAME, AND FUCKING KISSED PHIL WITHOUT ANY HESITATION.

2.] There's a clip of Missa introducing Mafer [Missa's girlfriend irl] to Phil and goes; "Philza, this is Mafer my girlfriend, but it doesn't change anything okay?" HE WAS READY TO OFFER HIS OTHER HAND. MISSA HAS TWO HANDS, ONE FOR MAFER AND ONE FOR PHIL-- I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW PHIL'S OBSESSION ISN'T ONE WAY, IT GOES BOTH WAYS!

3.] Another fucking clip that is ascending me, is that whilst in the waiting room, the giant white room, everyone was muted, no mics were working, and naturally when Phil spotted Missa he CLOCKS in and goes to be with him. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW MISSA DURING THAT TIME WHEN PHIL WAS LOOKING AWAY-- I swear they make me sick-- Whilst Phil was looking away, Missa ZOOMED IN on Phil's ass and goes; "*hisses* Shit dude, is that all mine?"

THIS DAMN WET CAT DOWN BAD! HE IS DOWN DOWN BAD DAWG! IM FUCKING TELLIN YOU THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER IT'S INSANE!

Timestamp : 00:25:30

I miss philza minecraft :(

(I say this while im on my phone with a Philza minecraft VOD paused on my computer)

COLD WEATHER TIPS FROM SOMEONE WHO LIVES WHERE IT’S COLD:

I always see posts about layering clothing, but there are so many more creative ways to help keep you warm if you don’t have a lot of warm clothes. But first, a note on layering clothing:

-Your underlayer is your WICKING layer. That means it is a layer specifically to absorb the moisture your body produces. DO NOT USE COTTON AS A BOTTOM LAYER. Use merino wool if possible, but other good substitutions are nylon, polyester and rayon. 

-Your middle layer is for insulation. You want AIR POCKETS in there, NOT tight fitting clothes. This is where you want to put your fluffy sweaters, your fleece, down, fur, flannel, or vests. If you do not have these, you can substitute with multiple layers of long sleeve shirts.

-Your outer layer is for keeping the cold away from your body. If you do not have a jacket, you can put on your thickest piece of clothing and then a raincoat over it. Windbreaker if you have one. 

ALSO

-Jeans are the absolute worst at holding heat. Use only as a last resort. 

-You can’t really ever have too many layers on your feet. Alternate tucking your layers of pants into your layers of socks to keep your ankles warm!

-Wear a hat OVER a hood if it will fit! This will keep your ears warmest.

TAKE OFF/OUT ANY AND ALL JEWELERY/PIERCINGS

-If you have a medical bracelet, DO NOT REMOVE IT. If you can, tuck a layer of clothes between it and your skin.

NON-CLOTHING TIPS:

-Raid your recycling. Gather all cardboard boxes and break them down so that they are flat. Put them on the floor to add more layers between you and the cooling house. Newspaper will also serve the same purpose.

-In an emergency, you can also layer newspaper between clothing layers. Don’t worry about looking stupid if you’re staying warm.

-If you have a tent, set that sucker up in whatever room you have decided to stay in. Stay in it and keep it zipped shut as much as you can, but do NOT cover the vent at the top. You can put the rain fly up, but make sure there is circulating air for you to breathe.

-You are probably not going to feel very hungry at times. DO NOT STOP EATING OR DRINKING. Digestion produces a lot of body heat and the food will give your body energy to keep itself going.

-The best foods are heavy and full of carbs and proteins. Eat nuts, eggs, pasta, meats, and beans. If you are on a diet, now you’re not. If you’re vegetarian… bulk up on those pastas and nuts.

-Try not to sweat. If you are finding yourself getting damp, take off the outer layer just until you start to cool slightly. Then redress! Your bottom layer should dry quickly, and being wet is dangerous.

-On that note, STAY ACTIVE. You are probably going to want to hunker down and snuggle up, but that will make your muscles cramp. Every 15-20 minutes do something that gets you up and about. Walk circles in the room, do a couple jumping jacks, stretch, whatever. Just enough to move some blood around your body. Don’t get sweaty or out of breath, it’s just a little movement.

-CHAPSTICK. ON YOUR LIPS. ON YOUR NOSE. ON YOUR EARS. ON YOUR KNUCKLES. Don’t let your extremities get dry or cracked.

SIGNS OF HYPOTHERMIA:

-Uncontrollable shivering -Slurred speech -Confusion or memory loss -Dizziness or lack of coordination -Inability to be woken from sleep

CHILDREN AND INFANTS!!!! I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

-Children WILL get colder before you. Make sure they are properly bundled up.

-If you need to breastfeed, put a blanket over the both of you and wait a few minutes for the air to warm before removing or shifting your clothing.

-DO NOT COVER AN INFANTS FACE. ESPECIALLY WHEN SLEEPING. Keep them tucked inside your own clothes when possible. As close to your heart and stomach as possible. 

-Put chapstick on children’s cheeks and clean their face often if they are crying or wiping at their nose. This will prevent cracked skin and irritation.

-Make sure your children are staying as hydrated as you! They are going to fuss and not want to drink cold things, but they NEED liquids.

SIGNS OF HYPOTHERMIA IN INFANTS AND TODDLERS ARE DIFFERENT:

-Shortness of breath  -Cold, red skin -Lethargy or listlessness

Finally:

CHECK ON YOUR NEIGHBORS. CHECK ON CHILDREN. CHECK ON THE ELDERLY. STAY SNUGGLED. STAY SAFE.

Everyone stand for the national anthem

Self-hatred

If you wish to date me you must first defeat my 7 OCs that I poured a bunch of trauma into- oh god they're all joining forces

...Actually I don't care if you want to date me or not you have to help me defeat these guys

People dog on art created from negative emotions but how else could I do this 😎

sun(shine) & (dark)moon

You want me to go to sleep? The thing that almost killed Markiplier?