Sometimes You Need Dialogue Tags And Don't Want To Use The Same Four

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"

sometimes we (i) forgot

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.