You Know Im Enjoying Something If I Start Making Textposts About It

LISTEN The differences in reactions to Hastings smiling fondly at Poirot here are SENDING ME

Japp is just like "I know what you are, Hastings"

and MISS LEMON?? THE KNOWING LOOK SHE IS GIVING HASTINGS!? Like WHEN ARE YOU JUST GOING TO GIVE IN AND KISS HIM, BABE

legit so annoyed about the way the corporate media wants to paint those women waiting outside the court as crazy and as only being there because Luigi is hot. I looked up pictures of them outside the court and they all held signs and were there to send a message: "health over wealth", "denial of medical care = violence", "murder for profit = terrorism", "the United States healthcare stole my livelihood", "insurance lobbyists line politicians' pockets", "healthcare reform NOW". Yeah, they're there because he's hot for sure. Also, there were a lot of men as well but hey, that's not helping the narrative right?

tintin as a character is so great. he's the most well-mannered and polite man you've ever met. he's also shot multiple people and been framed for drug smuggling and terrorism. he's participated in anti-government revolutions more than once. also he looks like this.

Dishonored Sketches

I haven't drawn in too long. What a shame. I completed the 1st Dishonored again))

This is my sense of humor

The drowned district is probably one of the funniest levels to play as ghost clean hands Corvo because, listen, just put yourself into Daud's shoes for a second.

You find the Empress' boytoy (whose life you ruined by framing him as the culprit of the murder you committed) half dead in a boat, and because this is the same guy that you know for a fact has been methodically taking down the entire conspiracy with the supernatural aid of the same black-eyed cunt who gave you your powers, and because he has every right to hold a grudge against you, you decide to lock him up, halfway expecting to see him escape and rampage through your base to come and make a wardrum out of your hide.

Case in point, he disappears almost immediately... except that, hours later, the alarm still hasn't rung and nobody has shown up.

At this point you're starting to feel a bit paranoid- where is he? Maybe he's already in the room. Maybe he's been spying on you to find the best moment to kill you stealthily.

So you go and check, and that's when you realize that most of your team is currently snoring in humorously suggestive poses and that your personal key and pretty much anything that wasn't nailed down is gone.

By now, he's probably out of your base.

You tell the few who are still awake to stand down and go back to your room to pour yourself a glass of the only bottle of liquor that survived his pilfering.

You didn't even get the chance to say the speech you had prepared.

ah delilah copperspoon the girlfailure you are, wasn't aware of your game my bad my bad

This website is so so so good

do you ever think about how Billie makes a pyre out of a boat for Daud after he dies in the high chaos ending of The Brigmore Witches.

do you ever think about how Billie makes a pyre out of her ship for Daud when he dies in Death of the Outsider.

do you ever think about how she was always destined to watch him burn. do you. do you

gif i just got