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So I was initially excited about this

And then I saw this

Oscar Wilde didn't write a novel so gay it was used in his trial only to be disrespected like this

This is a once_in_a_lifetime chance for me to call this

Fifty Frames Of Gray✨

dorian gray (and the friend in question was henry wotton)

anti aging ads are getting a little intense

"From the moment I met you, your personality had the most extraordinary influence over me. I quite admit that I adored you madly, extravagantly, absurdly."

— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

do you ever think about how Billie makes a pyre out of a boat for Daud after he dies in the high chaos ending of The Brigmore Witches.

do you ever think about how Billie makes a pyre out of her ship for Daud when he dies in Death of the Outsider.

do you ever think about how she was always destined to watch him burn. do you. do you

I JUST LOST THE GAME

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

1936. Poirot with Jeeves and Wooster with Hastings

FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX.

for no other reason than i worked at an ice cream shop for eight years, here's what ice cream the mass effect characters would eat

shepard: neapolitan, strawberry for their paragon side, chocolate for their renegade, vanilla to balance

garrus: moose tracks, but will pick it apart just for the peanut butter cups and give shepard the leftovers

tali: literally any booze flavored ice cream

liara: mint chocolate chip because she secretly kind've fucks with the taste of toothpaste but will never admit it out loud

kaidan: butter pecan. it's not everyone's favorite, but it's his, and he's totally cool with it

ashley: whatever the 2183 equivalent to the tonight dough. cookie dough chunks, brownie chunks, butterscotch, chocolate chips, malt chunks, everything

wrex: this man is old as balls!!!!!! rum raisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joker: lemon sherbet. you cannot tell me that man is not lactose intolerant

miranda: cherries garcia, little bit sweet, little bit tart

jack: the most sickening sweet shit you can think of. cotton candy with marshmallow superman with a side of sugar

jacob: some sort of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream that sounds good in theory but in reality you can only take like 3 bites of before you get a tummy ache

zaeed: banana splits that he likes to mash together with a spoon and eat like some deconstructed milkshake

kasumi: the weird avant gard shit you see in hipster vegan shops, like some bacon sweet potato rosebud ice cream

mordin: coffee ice cream, because he likes the taste of coffee but if he were to actually drink it he would spontaneously combust

grunt: those froyo shops that were everywhere in 2014 where you could make a bowl with like 5% froyo and 95% other toppings and it cost 14 dollars

thane: doesn't like ice cream because it reminds him of how he abandoned his child and how his wife is dead and he could never go back to the life he left behind, the life of stability, because his body is engineered for a deadly purpose and he can never atone for his sins rocky road

samara: this woman is old as balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! pistachio!!!!!!!!!!!

legion: tried vanilla ice cream. too sticky, got stuck in his wiring.

james: one of those brownie sundaes that weighs approximately 5 pounds and is majority whipped cream

steve: chocolate chip. classy, just like him ;)

traynor: something smooth and rich and velvety and inexplicably sexy, like raspberry chocolate chunk

edi: takes the idea of ice cream a little too literally and just has a bowl of heavy cream with ice cubes. is confused why everyone is disgusted.

javik: ice cream is for primitives (peaches and cream)

“Hey I’m an L2”

delilah may not paint your portrait, but i will, random top of the shelf woman...

her.

art by @ferretrix commissioned for the contract

ah delilah copperspoon the girlfailure you are, wasn't aware of your game my bad my bad

i don’t think i’ll EVER get over corvo at the boyle party. this man:

rocks up in yesterday’s clothes unwashed hair probably still with rat fur in his teeth

wearing the mask that’s on every wanted poster in the city

signs the guest book with his real government name (also on every wanted poster in the city)

gets caught robbing the boyles blind by the other guests who just go “lol mood go whiteboy go”

robs THEM blind too

asks out lady boyle, only to stare at her heavy breathing when she makes attempts at conversation

follows her into the basement, whereupon she’s never seen again

kills a man in a duel

then walks away from the party nbd. game of the year

This is how I imagine dark vision looks on the other side.

In the first game, Corvo's mark glows an orange-yellow, and in the books, he describes the mark as a burning sensation. In Dishonored 2, Emily's mark glows blue, so I have a head cannon that it prickles on her skin like ice after she receives the mark. I like to think it is solidified by the fact that if you're in shadow form, people in the game comment on a chill in the air.

Idk I just thought it was cool.

current mood: that guard voiceline from dishonored 1 where he grumbles like "henghogh stupid god damnit.... nowhin sonhon....aaangaaaanghhhhg that's i-[clears throat]"

I miss drawing her so much, I feel insane

The drowned district is probably one of the funniest levels to play as ghost clean hands Corvo because, listen, just put yourself into Daud's shoes for a second.

You find the Empress' boytoy (whose life you ruined by framing him as the culprit of the murder you committed) half dead in a boat, and because this is the same guy that you know for a fact has been methodically taking down the entire conspiracy with the supernatural aid of the same black-eyed cunt who gave you your powers, and because he has every right to hold a grudge against you, you decide to lock him up, halfway expecting to see him escape and rampage through your base to come and make a wardrum out of your hide.

Case in point, he disappears almost immediately... except that, hours later, the alarm still hasn't rung and nobody has shown up.

At this point you're starting to feel a bit paranoid- where is he? Maybe he's already in the room. Maybe he's been spying on you to find the best moment to kill you stealthily.

So you go and check, and that's when you realize that most of your team is currently snoring in humorously suggestive poses and that your personal key and pretty much anything that wasn't nailed down is gone.

By now, he's probably out of your base.

You tell the few who are still awake to stand down and go back to your room to pour yourself a glass of the only bottle of liquor that survived his pilfering.

You didn't even get the chance to say the speech you had prepared.

the main DIVA💜

Reading Sherlock Holmes and there are so many scenes where Holmes is just at the foot of Watson’s bed, wide awake at a questionable hour like, “Hello, my dear Watson! I have studied bicycles all night!” What a little cryptid.

well FUCK

Out of Context Granada Holmes: Mazarin Stone

(More here)

s2e5 the red headed league

guys

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THIS EPISODE IS GREAT

AND OUTSTANDING SHOW OF BISEXUAL SITTING IN THIS EPISODE, this will do well for the compilation i am compiling

no one does it like him!!!!!!

NO ONE

bffs

walk walk fashion baby (alt caption: the fucking ankle pop are u kidding me )

yea that s normal thing 2 do yeah, NO ITS NOT, do u UNDERSTAND, in the STREET, THE STREEEET

i love this autistic fuck so god damn much

I had to download the episode and cut out this scene because I need this clip from Granadas The Speckled Band. It's the scene that made me fall in love with Jeremy Brett. <3

The laugh! The smile! This man was such a treasure. <3 <3 <3

Jeeves being a mood: a moodboard.