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i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened
parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
What shall i draw with my tools
A 2017 classic updated for the new game.
Breaking news: my new hen has started laying!
Guess which one of these is Baby's First Egg...
She's still quite young and has been laying mini-eggs so far, it's really cute to find them in the nesting box every morning next to Dru's grown-up eggs.
As per tradition the new hen has received a name on this solemn occasion. She laid her first egg on the anniversary of an important event of the Paris Commune so I decided to name her Louise Michel. To celebrate this doubly important date, the hens got a croissant for breakfast.
As soon as they identified it as food and not a large yellow caterpillar, the competition became very fierce.
Dru pounced and grabbed it and made a run for it while Louise stood there staring at the empty spot where a croissant used to be. I had to catch her and gently turn her 180°, then she realised her croissant was getting away and gave chase.
To ensure equal croissant opportunity I then caught Drusilla and confiscated her prey to cut it in two, but they ignored my attempt at conciliation and just chose one half to fight over.
Here they are neck and neck, Louise Michel won't give an inch!
It was a cutthroat battle and once they were done they started over with the remaining half. They are not interested in win-win situations. Chickens are proud of their dinosaur heritage and only violence makes their blood sing.
Wii bowling be like…
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
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laser-free diet.
this is literally my favorite video
"amab or afab" im alab experiment that went wrong
This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy
hey um. your boyfriend gained genre awareness and in an attempt to defy his inevitable tragic demise he only sealed his fate. sorry
My mom gave me some gluten free knock-off Girl Scout cookies and one of the Os fell off
people in high school used to call me "succulent tendril" due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight
LET’S GROOVE! an ode to unsettling dance scenes
I love perfume samples so much. I love the little bottles and I love the little smells. Unparalleled experience.
Today I had to return an Amazon package at a Whole Foods, and at the krustomer service kounter there was a sign that said ‘free sample’ and a whole Oreo on a ripped piece of paper towel. So while the lady manning the counter was talking to someone else I ate it. And then she took my package and scanned my little code, and said I was good to go. But when I was walking away still chewing I heard her go ‘where’s my cookie?’ So I just walked away faster
judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
they're not natural but those underground tunnels full of pipes and wires beneath cities are a type of biome to me
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