Ringringhellohellohello - Uh, I Wanted To Record A Message For You.

Hi welcome to Freddy Fazbears Pizza!!!

Springtrap: You may not recognize me at first, but I assure you, it's still me.

Michael: Uh yeah dad, I remember your fucking fursona.

AU where fnaf is actually just a DnD game and the person playing Purple Guy just keeps getting REALLY shitty rolls

“I want to comfort the crying children.”

“Roll for a uhh…. Diplomacy check?”

“I feel like this isn’t really necassary but-” *dice roll noise, followed by a sigh* “…I got a one.”

“You murder them. All of them.”

I’m pissed at myself for spending so much time on this

ok these are fun to do

@totallycorrectfnafquote

it’s them

“Whatchu gon’ do when there’s blood in the water?”

screenshots for anyone who wants them!

sorry for the long post.