Shawol: Hello My Beautiful Child, Just Wondering If You Ate My Hummus As It Seems To Have Disappeared

And don't forget the costs for the baseball practice with Lou's* favorite therapist 😭

Yeah that's about what therapy costs these days

Jonghyun: synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die

Taemin: my favorite is explaining the difference between a ‘butt dial’ and a ‘booty call’

Minho: it’s called connotations

Key: try this on for size: ‘Forgive me Father, for I have sinned’ or ‘Sorry Daddy, I’ve been naughty’

Onew: great news! language is now banned

i recently had to read venus by suzan lori parks for school and i can not get it out of my head because of how disturbing it was. black women truly do deserve better.

(also if you noticed i kept flipping back and forth between sara or sarah. it’s been an ongoing debate on how her name is spelled so i used both spellings.)

Don’t pretend Mickey Mouse didn’t teach you fanchants

:’(

Has anyone thought about the fact that after Avengers Endgame, we can’t say this anymore?

Tony Stark is alive

Steve Rogers is alive

Bruce Banner is alive

Natasha Romanoff is alive

Thor Odinson is alive

Clint Barton is alive.

Re-post while you still can. Because we’re in the endgame now.

no hate to my fellow children of divorced parents who wish they would get back together but i think we need more representation in media for people who learned their parents were getting divorced and were like. "god, finally"

This makes me wanna-

Glassbriars but things aren’t fucked up and evil and they don’t have to kill and murder

Oh this hit all my red flags, I've torn down 3 already just walking Malaya to the park

No, that's nail polish. I think he's the thing construction workers hold on a piece of wood to shoot that little piece of metal into it...

who even are you. like what did you write

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.

Like if you’re a #misfits and magic fan, reblog if you’re a #pinocchio fan.