God. Please. Send Me Your Figayda Fanfics, I'm Literally Begging You. I'm So Content Starved For These

This is Canita, the Lucky Wigged-Cane! She apeared in my grandma's hospital room, drawn to the laughter! Like for good luck and a good laugh!

im so disgusted. rest in power brandon. we wont forget you. 

I could imagine this so well😂😂

[Twice and Mamamoo meet]

Nayeon, arms wrapped around Jeongyeon: Oh you think you’re gayer than us?

Sana, arms wrapped around Dahyun: Well you aren’t.

Moonbyul, backed into a corner: Uh… okay?

Nayeon, kissing Jeongyeon: WE *kiss* ARE *kiss* THE *kiss* GAY *kiss* QUEENS!

Sana, kissing Dahyun: *kiss* BOW *kiss* BEFORE *kiss* US!

Momo, poking Hwasa’s thighs: Damn you thicc!

Hwasa, poking Momo’s abs: Damn you stacked!

Chaeyoung, dabbing in the corner with Wheein: I have finally found someone who matches my level of swag!

Tzuyu, playing video games with Mina in the next room: I’ve never liked beagles.

Solar, sipping tea: So what’s it like being the mom of eight girls?

Jihyo, fidgeting: I haven’t slept in six days, I’m running on thirteen five hour energies. This morning Jeongyeon ate the last bowl of cereal and I almost got shanked trying to stop Tzuyu from killing her. Dahyun thought it would be fun to fill our bathtub with ducks, I have no idea where she got them from. Chaeyoung stuck tampons up Momo’s nose while she was sleeping and she couldn’t breathe and almost died. Nayeon and Sana wouldn’t stop kissing the other girls and it turned into a fist fight. Would you like to adopt one or two or maybe eight of them?

Interspecies lesbianism

2019 better be nice to me,smh

2017 better be nice to my mom

Okay so because of this

I HAVE to post this

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

Xen IMPROVISED the music for season 3?!?! Are you fucking for REAL?!?! There aren't any words or emojis that could describe how batshit fucking cool that is shut uuuuupppppp THEY'RE SO COOL STOPPPP

Gifted kid (burnout)

I have always been a good student. the kind of kid you hold up as an example because ‘look at how much studying they do’. A mini genius with certificates that mean nothing but you show them off anyway, a tiny piece of paper telling everyone I’m smart.

And I never had to try. It was always easy to be the best and be smart. It was easy to have friends and act like I knew everything.

And then it wasn’t.

Because then I didn’t know what I had been doing right.

Because then I didn’t know how I talked to my friends without lying to them. I was perfect right? Why wasn’t I perfect anymore?

It was a slow kind of crash. A gradual descent that I didn’t realise until I had already fallen down. Because if I’m not smart, then what am I? 

I’ve always been smart, I’ve always loved reading and writing. I’ve always been good enough. But that’s all I’ve ever been.

‘The smart one’ and ‘the nerdy one’ and ‘the bookworm’.

What do I do if I’m not smart anymore? Who am I if I’m not smart anymore? 

Because now there’s unread books that I should be reading and empty pages that should be filled and I don’t know how I did it. 

“You’re such a bright student”, people tell me, my parents and my teachers and my friends and a thousand other voices that crash together like cymbals ringing in my ears “Why don’t you apply yourself more?”

And now I’m getting examples of people I should be like.

And I can’t help but ask : “Am I not good enough anymore?”

Because I’ve always been enough

Who am I now that I’m not?