Kristen Applebees is this to gods
Did you lose your dog?
Our local shelter is under a Parvo hold, so she'll probably stay with me until the 8th. She has a collar and is very friendly. She seems very well-taken care of.
I want to make sure to show her to everyone I can!
Please show your friends! She seems like she got out and is missed. I want her owners to know she was found and okay!
REBLOG IF YOU THINK HER EARS ARE HUGE
Please do.
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
Ava Maddox.
Ava Maddox, I already miss you, queen 😔
this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert
bisexual suvirin kedberiket reblog if u agree
"So...We finally meet. No mask to hide you now is there?"
AU where when Erik passes onto the afterlife the first person that greets him by the pearly gates is Christine’s dad just standing there
Waiting.
being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse
Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:
More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))
Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?