Jonghyun: synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die
Taemin: my favorite is explaining the difference between a ‘butt dial’ and a ‘booty call’
Minho: it’s called connotations
Key: try this on for size: ‘Forgive me Father, for I have sinned’ or ‘Sorry Daddy, I’ve been naughty’
Onew: great news! language is now banned
Art.That's it.That's the tea.
Seungkwan in Pink reblog if you agree
Seventeen: *chatting around a board table loudly with various noises*
Pledis: *clears throat* Excuse me, I have some ideas for your first Japanese release! I think they are really good an… *trails off as Seventeen keeps ignoring his whole life and keeps talking*
S.Coups: Alright guys, that’s enough, let’s settle down.
Seventeen: *immediate silence*
Pledis:
S.Coups: I called this meeting today so that we can talk about what concept we should do for our new Japanese release.
Pledis: Um I called this meetin-
Hoshi: I’m thinking maybe some fitted suits and dress shoes.
Jeonghan: Hair gel and leather!
Jun: I’m feeling jackets of all kinds as long as they’re dope-
The8: -and stylish!
Pledis: These ideas don’t even go toge-
S.Coups: Love it! Good job! So what should the storyline be?
Pledis: Whew okay, so I was looking into the idea of maybe an outside park type thing, where you dance in sync in front of cool buildin-
S.Coups:
S.Coups: No… Next?
Vernon: How about a gang rivalry video?!!
Seungkwan: *under his breath* this was the role I was made for!
Mingyu: *looks at Wonwoo and nods* We’re in.
DK: Pls let me be really cool.. I need this..
Joshua: Okay guys, but can we like put a disclaimer that joining gangs are bad??? Because my grandma is going to watch this an-
Seungkwan: *presses finger to Joshua’s lips and whispers* you will not ruin this for me you fox faced prince!
S.Coups: …Well so many great ideas were suggested. I think that it’s safe to say that we can start filming soo-
Pledis: *bangs table* I’m in charge here!! You will do what I say and I say that we have a park video, with boyfriend type clothes and vibes!! Do you understand?!!
Seventeen: *silence*
Dino: *whispers to Woozi* did he just interrupt Seungcheol??
S.Coups: *gives Pledis a long look* Jeonghan handle this for me will you?
Jeonghan: It would be my pleasure. *pushes away from table to go stand behind Pledis*
Jeonghan: *bends down and whispers in his ear*
Jeonghan: I know the past 3 years have been looking a little bright for you but don’t make me remind you that without us you would be eating ramen packs behind a 7/11 while trying to pedal off old Orange Caramel merch. Got it? *pats Pledis’ shoulder*
Jun: *snickers*
Pledis: *visibly shaken* S-so wh-why am I even here??
S.Coups: *puts feet on table and leans back in chair*
S.Coups: You’re here to sign the checks and look pretty….and lately you’ve been failing on one of those things.
Hoshi: *claps hands* God I love this group!!
Joshua: don’t say Go-
S.Coups: Let’s go take our crown back boys!!
Seventeen: *cheers and leaves*
Pledis: *pulls out phone and calls Big Hit*
Pledis: Umm yes I may want a position as your coffee assistant after all. 7 boys sound like less stress…