the episode of derry girls where they're almost about to contact the vatican because they thought they saw a statue of saint mary crying but it was actually dog piss, but they keep up the lie because erin wants the priest to fall in love with her and michelle wants free pick 'n' mix. like who else is doing it like them I miss it so much
being part of a production of macbeth that opened with the funeral of macbeth and lady macbeth’s baby was brutal because when lady macbeth would go “i have given suck and know how tender it is to love the babe that milks me” macbeth would pull away like she slapped him in the face and look so, so guilty. so fucking good.
Critically endangered Malayan Tiger.
me after brushing my teeth and washing my face: I hope nonbinary jesus jonathan van ness is proud of me now
He's way too young to lie here forever he's way too old to try so whatever come hang let's go out with a bang
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
asians: pls care about racism against us
tumblr:
like tg86 is a great movie and i loved it but the over use of take my breath away is KILLING me and sending me into actual HYSTERICS like why is it so used everytime i hear it i start pissing myself laughing and then i cannot take this fucking movie seriously bcs it’s like (charlie speaks) (really loudly in the background TAKE MY BREATH AAAAAAAWAY)
to you, it’s a shitty sentence. to some random bitch 500 miles away, it’s a fire line that’ll haunt them for the next 17 years.
you don’t know how impactful your writing is because it’s been in your brain for far too long now. you’ve stared at it for hours and repeated “this sucks” over and over again to the point that you killed your capacity to feel anything about your work.
but trust me, once you get your shit out there, someone’s gonna go over that paragraph you hate and go “jesus fucking christ” and put the book down to have an existential crisis.
My dearest love(AO3) has gone of to war(server maintenance), and I fear I shall never see them again(it’ll be up again in a few hours)